I’m 25 and still not Batman. Time to take matters into my own hands and murder my parents.
— Steven (@Sontra) July 5, 2012
Spoiler: The Dark Knight Rises ends with Bruce at a typewriter.The entire Nolan arc was fiction.His parents are alive and hate him
— Owen Pallett (@owenpallett) July 17, 2012
Today in 1818 Savannah was the 1st steamship to cross the Atlantic. It hit 12 icebergs along the way but you didn’t hear them bitch about it
— David T. Cole (@Glark) August 22, 2012
I have to admit, hatewatching The Newsroom has actually been pretty entertaining, but I'd much rather watch this proposed feline-themed show.If someone can pls combine the Newsroom theme w/ shots of cats doing notable and noble things over time, I think we'll all be done here.
— Rachel Syme (@rachsyme) August 20, 2012
The Hamburglar always said "rubble rubble" because his home was destroyed in the burger wars.
— Adam Koford (@apelad) August 18, 2012
"No matter the cost, we must hide this baby from Anakin Skywalker.""What should we name him?" "Luke Skywalker."
— asterios kokkinos (@asterios) August 9, 2012
Yeah, so that one's a little out of date, but for the uninitiated, Duncan Jones is David Bowie's son.Every time Heroes gets played at the Olympics, my dad has a Highlander style quickening.
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) August 5, 2012#littleknownolympicfacts
Picard and his family in France have British accents. In the same ep, the Rozhenkos have Russian accents. Were the real French eradicated?
— John Tabin (@johntabin) August 3, 2012
The way my son reacts when I approach his face with a tissue is the way you’d react if I approached your face with a nailgun.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) August 3, 2012
The Hobbit 2: The Quickening. The Hobbit 3: Dream Warriors. The Hobbit IV: The Final Chapter. The Hobbit V: Bilbo Versus Predator.
— Hal Duncan (@Hal_Duncan) July 30, 2012
One of my favourite moments in the Lincoln-Douglas debates was when Lincoln says, "well I've slept with more women than you, so I'm right."
— Charles C. W. Cooke (@charlescwcooke) July 8, 2012
(I love the internet)Does anyone of a picture of a giant cat, reclining and untroubled by the evil Eye Of Sauron? Ah it's OK just found one. twitter.com/ThePoke/status…
— The Poke(@ThePoke) June 23, 2012
Did you know "Michael Bay" isn't a person but is instead a shoreside production facility in Michigan where movies about explosions are made?
— Calamity Jon (@calamityjon) June 18, 2012
I've had to replace the batteries in almost every battery operated thing in my house this week. Coincidence or J-horror movie pitch?
— Devin Faraci (@devincf) May 24, 2012
Well, that happened. Stay tuned for some (hopefully) more fulfilling content on Sunday...the jerk store called theres been a terrible accident 38 employees died stop laughing its not funny this is a terrible jerk tragedy dont lau
— mattfraction (@mattfraction) May 21, 2012