6WH: Week 6 – No Discernible Theme Week

I’ve been pretty good about cobbling together themes for a given week over the past few years, but every once in a while inspiration fails me and I end up with a week like this where I’ve watched a bunch of movies with no discernible theme. These things happen.

  • Don’t Do It (short)
  • Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (trailer)
  • Green Room (trailer)
  • Murder Party – On Halloween, a lonely schlub finds an invitation to a “Murder Party” just lying there on the street and decides to attend. Unfortunately, it seems that he’s the one who is deemed to be murdered by a bunch of struggling, pretentious artists hoping to secure grant money from a sadistic academic. On the other hand, art isn’t easy and it turns out that killing this guy is besot with mishaps and accidents. This was Jeremy Saulnier’s (of Blue Ruin and Green Room fame) first full length feature, and it’s a bit of a hoot. Sure, it shares a certain dark streak with his other films, but this also introduces quite a bit of humor into the mix, making for a generally enjoyable experience. It’s clearly low budget and visually not up to par with his later efforts, but you can still see the same DNA in the structure and unfolding of the story. It’s got some nice horror elements to it, lots of practical effects that mostly look great.
    Baseball Fury and his murder party

    The villains are fantastic snobs (and their costumes are great, particularly Pris and the Baseball Fury); one gets the feeling that Saulnier spent lots of time around pretentious artists, as this film is a pretty scathing look at that whole world (even the “normal” artists we see later in the film are pretty douchey). But it’s all in good fun, short and sweet, it never wears out its welcome and has a pretty good finale too. Most enjoyable and it works as a Halloween night watch if you’re on the lookout for something new or different that has the right holiday atmosphere… ***

  • Village of the Damned (trailer)
  • Children of the Popcorn (Robot Chicken)
  • Bloody Birthday (trailer)
  • Cathy’s Curse – A young girl is possessed by her aunt’s spirit and proceeds to go on a profanity laden rampage. What a bizarre little film. It’s, well, not very good, but it sorta rockets past its limitations and eventually lands well into So Bad It’s Good territory.
    Cathy using her doll as a weapon

    It’s always fun seeing a little girl curse, and I’ll admit that the actress portraying the eponymous Cathy does a great job conveying the campiness of the story, in an unintentionally humorous way. There are lots of weird choices here and the plot, such as it is, is borderline incoherent, but it somehow still manages to entertain. I can see why this film has garnered a bit of a cult following, as it is really something to behold. I’m not sure if I’m entirely sold on it, but it seems like the sort of thing that would get better and better every time you watch it. **1/2

  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V: Nightmare Cafeteria
  • Ravenous (trailer)
  • No Power (Robot Chicken)
  • Raw – A teen raised as a vegetarian goes to a veterinary school, meets up with her sister, befriends her gay roommate, and gets a taste for meat. Human meat! Alas, the film is not as schlocky as my description makes it sound. Impeccably crafted and shot but a little slow and aimless, the film has a surreality to it that works well enough. That, or French veterinary schools are way more intense and borderline abusive than most other schools. I mean, it is filled with French people, and they’re the worst (I kid, I kid, I am actually the one who is the worst), so there is that.
    A vegetarian who eats humans

    The cannibalism theme mostly bubbles under the surface, as our heroine is slow to even try animal meat. The first time she tries human meat is a really strange sequence that doesn’t seem to have much in the way of consequences (well, a trip to the hospital is involved, but then nothing, strange). Indeed, consequences seem beside the point in this movie. At one point someone causes a car accident that kills two people, but we just sort of cut away. It’s all a bit incongruous and confusing for most of the film, though the ending clears things up a bit and that last coda did score back a few points the movie had lost in my book. Not really enough to make me love the film though. So it’s got some positives, but it’s ultimately not really my thing. **

And we’re in the homestretch. I seem to have mistimed things a bit, as we’ll have a few extra days at the end of the marathon before Halloween (Six and a Half Weeks of Halloween doesn’t quite flow well…), but next weekend I’ll finish things up with the traditional Speed Round of stuff not covered in the weekly roundups. Also, look for some season’s readings reviews on Wednesday…

6WH: The Silence of the Lambs

The Silence of the Lambs has slowly but surely established itself as one of my favorite movies and it’s something I’ve rewatched far more than I would have expected when I first saw it (around 25 years ago, sheesh). Despite loving the movie, I had never read Thomas Harris’ novel until recently. Last week, I looked at John Carpenter’s adaptation of Stephen King’s novel Christine, a typical instance of the book is better than the movie even if the movie is worthwhile on its own. This time around, Jonathan Demme’s filmic adaptation of Thomas Harris’ book is one of those rare the movie is just as good as the book, if not better type situations.

Silence of the Lambs First Edition Hardcover Artwork

The film follows the novel very closely, so much so that a detailed comparison isn’t particularly useful. True, the novel does go into more detail, but while the film streamlines some components, it doesn’t feel like anything is lost. There’s a subplot involving Jack Crawford’s sick wife (not in the movie at all), more detail on the transexual elements (or rather, the lack thereof, which is the point), some additional tension around the possibility of Starling missing too much class time and being “recycled”, more sequences with Senator Ruth Martin and a bunch of other side characters like Barnie, Starling’s roommate Ardelia Mapp, or their firearms instructor, and, um, in the book Lecter paired an Amarone, not a Chianti, with his census taker’s liver. If that last one didn’t tip you off, all of these are minor changes and snips, and in fact their removal might actually have improved the movie.

The story is centered on Clarice Starling, an FBI trainee played by Jodie Foster in the movie, and her enlistment of the menacing but imprisoned Dr. Hannibal Lecter (Anthony Hopkins) in trying to hunt down another serial killer. Again, the movie follows the book closely, hitting every major beat, and mostly leaving the story alone.

Starling in an elevator

Starling surrounded by gawking policemen

It does, however, make ample usage of the visual medium. Starling enters an elevator at the FBI academy and is immediately dwarved by taller, broader men. Starling, alone, surrounded by gawking local police officers at a funeral home. I’m not usually one to comment on the concept of “male gaze” but it’s apt here, both almost innocently, as when some classmates turn their head during a jog, and much more menacingly, as Buffalo Bill stalks his prey with night vision goggles. The role of gender in the film could easily have been overplayed, but maintains a good balance. Hannibal Lecter’s reveal, seen from Starling’s POV is perfectly executed. The production design of Lecter’s cell and they way he is later transported on a handtruck with custom restraints, all unforgettable details that you don’t really get on the page. Lecter’s garish staging of his victim. And one key addition to the movie (that would probably not work in a written medium) is the way Demme cross cuts from an FBI raid to Buffalo Bill hearing the doorbell. It’s a cheat, maybe, but the best kind of cheat.

Hannibal the Cannibal reveal

Hannibal in his travel gear

For her part, Jodie Foster does an exceptional job portraying a woman making her way through a man’s world who nonetheless manages to project more confidence than she probably feels. She’s clearly intelligent and knows exactly what she’s getting herself into, but sometimes self-conscious of her background, a point immediately seized on by Lecter. Speaking of whom, Anthony Hopkins’ Hannibal Lecter is an enduring creation, despite not having nearly as much screen time as Starling. Cold and calculating, you never really know how much you trust him, but because of Starling and Lecter’s relationship, you find him almost likable (he’s helping her, after all, and seemingly understands her plight better than anyone else), despite the fact that he’s quite literally a monster. Comparatively, Ted Levine’s Buffalo Bill is perhaps not as chilling, but still represents a more deviant threat. There are some who laugh off his performance with a sort of ironic hipster detachment, but he does a good job. Most of the other supporting performances, even itty bitty ones like Frankie Faison as the competent orderly Barnie or Anthony Heald’s slimy turn as Dr. Chilton (his bumbling, inappropriate attempts to proposition Starling are particularly relevant at the moment, I think, as is his generally self-serving demeanor, actually), turn out to be surprisingly memorable. This is no accident.

Starling in night vision

Despite being so similar, I also enjoyed the book quite a bit. Perhaps it’s just my fondness for rewatching the movie that made reading the book (well, listening to the audiobook, actually, which did have a great narrator in Frank Muller) so enjoyable. Ok, maybe some of the expanded bits were interesting too, but I honestly don’t see them as necessary. Harris’ prose is straightforward but well suited towards the story. As Ted Demme’s visual style is not showy or grandstanding, yet still extremely effective, so too does Harris’ prose work to keep the story moving without calling too much attention to itself.

Lecters ghastly staging of a victim

Plus, it’s not like the movie didn’t inherit Harris’ well constructed plotting, which is what gives it such a propulsive pace. Clocking in at nearly two hours, it never feels like it’s too long, and yet Demme finds time to linger on the certain elements of the story in a way that helps generate a generally unsettling tone. This isn’t a traditionally action-packed story (though there are a couple of solid set pieces), so these more restrained approaches fit, while still keeping the viewers and readers engaged. This movie hits that goldilocks zone. Red Dragon was a little too lurid and sloppy, Hannibal way too ugly and disturbing (though, I will note, I’m only going by the Ridley Scott adaptation on that one), Silence of the Lambs is just right. A combination of high and low in perfect proportions. Lurid and disturbing, but leavened by insight and depth. Involving and frightening, Silence of the Lambs will probably outlive its siblings, and will almost certainly join the ranks of the horror classics (if it already isn’t there, which it should be and certainly is in my book).

6WH: Week 5 – Found Footage

Is Found Footage dead? For the uninitiated, it’s a sub-genre in which a film appears to be assembled from actual camera footage recovered from an event. More broadly speaking, I suppose you could slot it in as a type of fake documentary (mockumentary) as well. While its origins run deep (the ur example usually cited is the 1980 Italian schlock-fest Cannibal Holocaust), the genre didn’t hit the big time until The Blair Witch Project became a sensation around the turn of the century.

Since then, the sub-genre has waxed and waned a few times, at least in the mainstream, as low-budget contenders come and go, with the occasional revitalizing effort keeping the concept alive. The J.J. Abrams produced Cloverfield hit a solid 8 years after Blair Witch, but it was Paranormal Activity that really kept this approach on the radar. All through that time, though, Found Footage has remained a constant in the horror niche. The reasons of this are varied, but they aren’t going away. The unending march of technology, social media, and our compulsion to document everything we do goes a long way towards answering one of the frequently begged questions of the sub-genre: why the hell were they filming this crap? The approach can lend a sense of verisimilitude to an otherwise hoaky concept (though let’s be honest, that’s still easier said than done). It’s a low budget aesthetic that will continue to be a mainstay of horror cinema.

The approach doesn’t come without its challenges. The aforementioned issue of motivation still remains a key question (why would you keep filming!?) For the most part, you have to be willing to cut the filmmakers a little slack when it comes to this sort of thing. Sometimes it works, sometimes it emphatically does not. The handheld aesthetic, while imparting a sense of realism, is also easy to overdo. I can’t think of anyone who really likes shaky cam, even if you can occasionally justify its use. Funnily enough, I think a big part of the Paranormal Activity series’ success is its innovation of using a tripod through the majority of the films. Another thing this approach tends to rely on is improvised dialog, which often turns out abysmally. I think it was fine in the original Blair Witch Project (though I get that a lot of people hate it for that), but they walked a fine line in that movie, one that most found footage can’t pull off.

Found Footage may not be making current waves at the box office, but it continues to be common amongst indie horror offerings and is here to stay. For this installment of the Six Weeks of Halloween horror movie marathon, I caught up with three lesser known examples of the sub-genre, so let’s dive in:

  • Willow Creek (trailer)
  • The Bay (trailer)
  • The Last Broadcast (trailer)
  • The Poughkeepsie Tapes – The FBI discovers hundreds of video tapes in an abandoned house in Poughkeepsie, NY. The tapes depict decades of a serial killer’s exploits, especially focusing on one victim. Last year, whilst revisiting The Blair Witch Project, I mentioned that it was odd that most found footage movies simply consisted of the footage itself and no context, no interviews with experts, etc… Well this movie is exactly what I was talking about. It’s a mock documentary that is roughly split evenly between the eponymous tapes and talking head interviews with investigators, experts, victims’ family members, etc… For the most part it’s an effective approach, and the film is genuinely unnerving.
    Talking Head Interview in The Poughkeepsie Tapes

    It does come off a bit disjointed, but that’s to be expected given the conceit and actually serves to reinforce the feeling that what we’re watching is real (I mean, it’s not, but still). Some of the individual episodes are very well done. At one point, the killer approaches the mother of one of his victims and tells her to “Let me know if there’s anything I can do to help” and at first, the woman just politely responds, but then you see something dawning on her face and the killer runs away, giggling. Some of the stalking and torture sequences got under my skin as well. There’s one segment in which 9/11 plays a part that is surprising and effective. One bit with a victim that was recovered after years of being the killer’s slave is very disturbing and sticks with you. There’s no real jump scares or gore, just a general tone of dismay that serves the film well. There’s lots to like here, but some flaws drag it down a few pegs. The actual video footage is very poor quality. I realize this is supposed to be VHS from the 90s, so the quality isn’t going to be great, but I think they overdid the wavy VHS distortions. Also, every clip is preceded by an annoying audio buzzing click noise that is distracting. I get what they’re going for here, but it’s just weird. For one thing, the video is presented at 1.85:1 (just like the rest of the movie), while most video cameras of the era would be 4:3. Why do that, but keep the quality so crappy? Some of the acting in the interviews is a bit off as well, but nothing too jarring. Sometimes it feels like we’re being told to be scared than we’re actually seeing something scary, but on balance, the film works. It’s a genuinely unnerving film, even if it doesn’t feel particularly satisfying in the end. **1/2

  • Paranormal Activity (trailer)
  • Paranormal Pactivity (Robot Chicken)
  • The Last Exorcism (trailer)
  • Lake Mungo – A young woman disappears and her grief-stricken family begins to think she’s haunting their house. Another faux documentary comprised mostly of talking head interviews and various other recordings. The proportion is more focused on the interviews than the actual footage that was found, and since all of this has clearly happened in the past, there’s not much tension (and some of the footage turns out to be less reliable than originally thought, which also puts a damper on things). The video footage is mostly better here, though it’s still quite unclear at times (but at least that has to do with zooming in on an image rather than the whole thing being manipulated to look poor quality).
    The family from Lake Mungo

    Unfortunately, most of this doesn’t add up. The film is well made, but lacks a bit of focus on what it really wants to get at. It does a reasonable job exploring the grief the family is going through, but there’s a lot of tangents that open more questions than they answer. In fact, the titular Lake Mungo doesn’t even show up until pretty late in the movie, and while we do get a couple of interesting developments there, it still feels anticlimactic. The movie never really coalesces beyond the grief plot, despite trying for some supernatural angles (that can get mildly creepy at times, but are almost always undercut by some other development, with the notable exception of the ending which attempts something kinda weird). On the other hand, I suspect that this will stick with me more than originally thought. Only time will tell on that front though, for now I’ll just stick with this is a decent exploration of grief with some neat supernatural speculation. **1/2

  • The Blair Witch Project (trailer)
  • How the Blair Witch Project Should Have Ended (short)
  • Troll Hunter (trailer)
  • WNUF Halloween Special – Imagine discovering a long lost video tape of one night’s local TV station’s Halloween broadcast, complete with a full news program (with the anchors in costume and everything), commercials, and a “special” where a film crew enters the infamous Webber house, the site of a gruesome local legend. This is a fascinating format for a movie and a novel approach to the sub-genre. It captures the 80s-style local broadcast shockingly well. I doubt it’d really convince anyone it was real (too much of a focus on the local environs and businesses with no mention of anything else), but on the other hand, they did an astonishing job imitating the period and its tropes and excesses.
    WNUF Halloween News Broadcast

    A certain type of viewer will definitely appreciate this nostalgic tone; the types that go hunting for cheesy old commercials on YouTube will also get a kick out of it. Some of the news segments are great (the one with the dentist is pitch perfect), the commercials are dead on, and the trumped-up exploration of a supposed haunted house is a good idea. Unlike the previous two films, this one takes a more comedic tone. Local television personality Frank Stewart is fantastic and mostly hilarious, all while playing it straight. The husband and wife paranormal team and priest are a little less successful, but Stewart keeps this all on track, even as unexpected things start happening. There are, perhaps, a few too many commercial breaks, the video quality ain’t great (still better than The Poughkeepsie Tapes though), and the finale goes a bit off the rails, but everything fits together in the end. This is a unique, nostalgic take on the Found Footage genre and worth checking out. **1/2

Maybe I was being too hard on these movies, but I had a lot of fun with this weekend. These weren’t perfect, but they were certainly interesting… Up next is another book/film adaptation combo on Wednesday, followed by, hmmm, I don’t have a theme for next weekend yet (and frankly, I haven’t done a “no discernible theme” week in a while…)

6WH: Christine

I have long been a fan of John Carpenter’s Christine and consider it his most underrated work. I had not read Stephen King’s novel of the same name until now, and while it’s hard to call any Stephen King work underrated, it doesn’t seem to come up as one of his most popular books either (call it top of the middle tier King?) As an adaptation, Carpenter’s film makes drastic changes while retaining the basic themes and shape of King’s story.

Christine on the assembly line

The changes are apparent immediately, as the movie starts in a car factory where a red 1958 Plymouth Fury is being constructed. As it rolls down the assembly line, an “accident” mars one of the workers. Soon after, another worker enters the car and promptly dies. This does an effective job of setting the car up as some sort of inherently evil presence that is nonetheless able to attract certain types of people. The book begins when the car is sold to teenage dork Arnie Cunningham two decades later, and the car’s malevolence is driven more by its previous owner than the car itself. It’s a key change, but one that I think works well enough.

A Broken Down Christine

The aforementioned dork, Arnie Cunningham, spies a dirty and broken-down version of the car, but with a for-sale sign in the window. He immediately falls in the love with the car (which is named Christine, of course), takes it to a shop to fix it up, and starts to act very differently with his family and even his best friend Dennis. He finds confidence in his new purchase, which allows him to ask out the new girl in school, but also leads to a more hot-headed, dismissive attitude in day-to-day interactions. The car makes him feel stronger, but he’s really just becoming more cruel and mean. Also, it seems that Christine has fallen in love with him as well, and has taken to prowling around at night all on her own, taking out various bullies who have threatened Arnie.

When laid out like this, it sounds like a silly premise and I guess that it is, but both King and Carpenter are able to ground the story in the mundane at first, only gradually introducing the more fanciful elements as the story proceeds. King has always had a knack for imbuing conventional, every-day perks of modern life with something more sinister. Here, it’s a car. In The Shining, it’s a hotel. In Cujo, it’s a dog. And so on. There’s something archetypal about this sort of thing that King is able to capture, and that Carpenter is able to maintain in the adaptation.

Both versions of the story do a reasonable job portraying the superficial pleasures of teenage, suburban life. There’s a cynicism that underlies this that could be obnoxious, but both King and Carpenter are able to touch on these ideas without completely drowning the story in misery. As befits most fiction, the relationships and interactions are a bit exaggerated, but not so much that you can’t relate. Characters are flawed and not totally likable, but you can still empathize with them.

Christine Book Cover

King’s book obviously allows much more time to establish Arnie and the gradual descent he undergoes as he’s driven by Christine (irony!) or, more accurately, her former owner, Roland D. LeBay. It never really drags, and King does a good job capturing the community and families involved as well as the main characters. We get a lot more about Christine’s previous owner and his troubled history (before and after the car). Arnie begins to talk like him, act like him, and Dennis even notices that Arnie’s signiture has changed (implying that he’s sort of possessed). Christine drives around by herself, but really it appears to be LeBay’s spirit that’s doing the driving, and as the story progresses and Christine picks up more power, people start to hallucinate in the car, even seeing things like the rotting corpse of LeBay.

Carpenter’s adaptation neatly simplifies all of this, directly imbuing the car with malevolence. It’s a choice that works while still allowing the movie to hit many of the same beats as the book. Obviously much of the story is cut out and that does have an impact, particularly when it comes to the third act, which does feel rushed. Still, Carpenter is able to cleverly devise visual treatments to emphasize Christine’s nature without resorting to anything particularly showy. Lots of steadicam shots, low angles, and great nighttime cinematography of headlights suddenly appearing in the darkness and so on. The car looks fantastic, and Carpenter lingers just long enough to let your mind wander. Are we, the audience, just as attracted to the car as Arnie? It’s a restrained but very effective approach. The use of music on the radio in the car can be a bit on the nose, but it’s a reasonable device to use for the medium and it’s not overdone. The sequence where Christine rebuilds herself, which relied on practical effects, is well conceived and perfectly executed (were this made today, I’m sure the inevitable reliance on CGI wouldn’t be nearly as effective).

Show Me

Ultimately, this conforms to the standard book is better than the movie situation, but the movie does a good enough job to justify its existence and even ranks pretty highly among adaptations (King or otherwise). Given the size and scope of the book, I can’t imagine a better adaptation, and Carpenter’s formal precision and visual prowess nearly carries the day. The film falters in the finale, but manages to hold on well enough for non-book-readers. Still, I suspect even book-readers could appreciate the film, as I certainly did.

6WH: Week 4 – Video Nasties

The “Video Nasties” were a group of 72 horror movies that were banned in the UK for… reasons? There didn’t appear to be any real criteria for inclusion on the list, though it’s generally cited as just “Violent content” or some such thing. It partly had to do with loopholes in home video laws that let some of these movies sneak onto shelves without going through the UK’s normal censorship regime, but even then, it seems like a rather odd list. Odd, but certainly interesting from a horror historian’s point of view, as it’s a neat little time capsule of the era. The lurid titles (Killer Nun!) and tantalizing video covers that promised oh-so-much are a good encapsulation of what it was like to peruse the horror section of your local mom-and-pop video store in the 80s (not that I had a ton of experience at that, to be sure, but still). Ultimately, like a lot of censorship schemes, the films on the list ended up gaining an allure not otherwise earned by their actual quality (another example of the Streisand Effect). The movies on the list range from “Why would they ever ban that?” to “Dear Lord, why isn’t this still banned?” Or so I’m told, as I’ve only seen about 15 of the movies on the list. Let’s increment that number a few times, shall we?

  • Thanksgiving (fake trailer)
  • Driving Lessons – Halloween Deleted Scene (short)
  • The Boogeyman (trailer)
  • Nightmare (aka Nightmares in a Damaged Brain) – An escaped mental patient heads back to his childhood home as he struggles to recall the trauma that set off his murderous impulses. A sorta hybrid slasher/serial-killer film, it does drag significantly for most of the running time, but it has a decent, slasher-ish finale. It doesn’t really follow the slasher rules though. No real final girl (the protagonist is a little boy that no one likes), the killer actually murders a kid at one point (I mean, like, sub-ten-year-old kid, though at least it doesn’t really happen onscreen), he only puts on his mask in the finale, and so on. For all its tedium, there are some memorable bits. The kills are few and far between, but most earn the “Video Nasty” designation with their explicit gore. As a fan of fake movie computer setups, this movie has a phenomenal example. It’s got five monitors, four of which are just constantly displaying the same mugshot of our killer.
    Look at this cheesetastic computer setup

    The fifth is a computer screen that shows text in, like, 72 pt font (it only fits 5 lines per screen). The computer is basically an all-powerful AI too. At one point he’s reading a police report about a stolen car that mentions that the driver is presumed dead. Our policeman asks it “Why presumed dead?” and it proceeds to answer. It does all sorts of cross-referencing and even predicts where the killer is going (Florida!?). My other favorite bit was the scene in which the Mother’s boyfriend tries to comfort her by explaining the plot of Blow Up (then realizes that, no wait, this isn’t comforting at all). Overall, I don’t think these bits really make up for the bland plotting and pacing of the film. It’s interesting in some ways and maybe worth checking out for students of the genre, but that’s about it. *1/2 (Also of note, the Amazon Prime version of the movie is a craptacular pan-and-scan transfer that is awful – I could see this being a bit better if it were better presented).

  • Hardly Working: Slasher (Short)
  • How Scream Should Have Ended (short)
  • Bay of Blood (trailer)
  • Bloody Moon (aka Die Säge des Todes) – A guy with a deformed face kills someone at a party,

    but does his time at a mental hospital and is discharged in the care of his sister. They go back to her language school, where, naturally, a bunch of kids start disappearing/dying. This is another sorta slasher/giallo hybrid, though at least this one has a few twists and turns and a genuine whodunit component (it’s pretty obviously not the deformed face mental patient guy, even though he does a bunch of creepy stalker type stuff). The kills aren’t as creative or gory here and the pacing is still pretty languid, but it hits more slasher tropes and ends strong. Like with Nightmare, there are some really odd bits that are memorable. The costume party starts off with a killer wearing a Mickey Mouse mask (I have no idea how they got away with this).

    Check that wetsaw, make sure it is sharp enough to decapitate

    The one kill with the wetsaw is cool, though they perhaps drag it out too long (and it ends with the killer running down a witness with his car – but the witness was a little boy! I guess they don’t call these movies “Nasty” for nothing…) This was made in Italy and that does add some flavor to the slasher tropes, but it’s ultimately still not particularly accomplished. Interesting in some ways, but not really worth going out of your way to see. **

  • Jack Chop (short)
  • Evil Dead (trailer)
  • The Toolbox Murders (trailer)
  • Absurd (aka Monster Hunter, aka Horrible, aka Zombi 6, aka Anthropophagus 2, aka Rosso sangue) – This movie has at least six different titles. It’s directed by Joe D’Amato, but he uses a pseudonym here (Peter Newton). All in service of a pretty hacky Halloween ripoff. Supposedly a sequel, but one that seems to rely very little on its predecessor, this one is about a man given strange, X-Men-like healing factor in an experiment run by the Catholic Church. Naturally, the process instilled him with murderous rage, so he hacks his way through town until he sets his sights on one particular house, all while a cop and a priest try to track him down. I was kinda interested in this whole Church-led genetic experimentation program, but that bit is pretty much dropped after the first act, in favor of poorly paced stalking and kills. Some interesting stuff, but at this point, all these movies are starting to blend together. Like the above mentioned movies, there are some memorable bits, including a sequence where the killer holds a woman in an oven and bakes her face. It’s cross-cut with a young girl removing some bed restraints, but it goes on for, like, ten minutes. Insane.
    This image is probably a spoiler, but who really cares?

    The very last shots are also pretty spectacular and ultimately made me like this more than anything else I watched this weekend. I’m pretty much spoiling it with the screenshot, but since no one reads this blog and since even those few that do will probably never watch this movie, I don’t feel bad about it. Not a particularly great film, but you could do worse. **

Phew, that was not a particularly enjoyable series of movies. I like a good, gory sleazefest as much as the next person, but these just didn’t weren’t doing it for me… Hopefully next week’s theme, Found Footage, will fare a little better. In the meantime, we might hit up some book/movie adaptations. After that, who knows? I don’t have a plan for the last week of the marathon yet…

6WH: Week 3.5 – Slasher Part Twos (Again)

A few years ago, I did a week themed around sequels to slasher movies. Much fun was had. Alas, there really aren’t a ton of sequels to slasher movies once you get past the big three franchises (i.e. Halloween, Friday the 13th, and Nightmare on Elm Street) and the ones that do exist tend to be difficult to find. We’re in a weird period where DVDs are mostly out of print, BDs have never even particularly aspired to be comprehensive (and rarely go after long tail movies like 30 year old sequels to already obscure movies), and streaming is totally unreliable. That said, I managed to cobble together two second installments to slashers that aren’t from the big three, which seems good enough for a mid-week checkin.

  • Thursday the 12th (Robot Chicken)
  • Friday the 13th Part 2 (trailer)
  • Scream 2 (trailer)
  • Slumber Party Massacre II – Courtney, the sister of the final girl from the first Slumber Party Massacre (a movie I thought was fine and really wanted to like, but never entirely connected with), takes off with her rock band to visit a condo for the weekend, jam and write music, mess around with boyfriends, play with a blow-up doll, usual teen stuff. Oh, and a “rockabilly” driller killer sporting a ludicrous guitar that incorporates the infamous drillbit from the first film who comes out of nowhere and starts picking people off. Like, literally, I have no idea where he came from.
    Rockabilly cheese and his drillbit guitar

    Look at that 80s cheese. LOOK. I can’t decide if he’s actually that much better than the killer from the original, what with that guy’s fearsome denim outfit, but he’s certainly not boring. Anyway, this guy makes no sense whatsoever. It is, perhaps, part of that 80s obsession with imparting a dreamlike quality to horror films, making you wonder if it’s happening at all. I suppose this skirts close to being something of a musical, as there are a number of sequences that are just performances (even the rockabilly dude gets one), but it doesn’t particularly work. As far as these things go, it’s a fine, if unremarkable experience. It’s definitely energetic and features lots of fun little bits here and there that students of the genre would appreciate. Released in 1987, it seems self-aware enough to know it’s not particularly good, which perhaps lends a bit of charm to the proceedings. But then, it’s still not particularly good. Much has been made about this series’ feminist origins, which feels a bit overplayed, but hey, there aren’t many movies made with female directors and writers, and this series has three of them, so there is that. I’ll give it points for originality, but it’s still utter nonsense. Ultimately, it’s got some campy appeal, but I think I like the original better. **

  • Halloween II (trailer)
  • Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy’s Revenge (trailer)
  • It’s the Gifts That I Hate (Robot Chicken)
  • Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II – In 1957, rebellious prom queen and quintessential bad-girl Mary Lou Mahony is accidentally burned alive by an errant stink bomb thrown by her jilted boyfriend. Cut to thirty years later, and goody two shoes Vicki Carpenter stumbles on Mary Lou’s tiara, sash, and cape in an old storage trunk, accidentally unleashing her spirit for some prom-themed mayhem and vengeance. This is basically a sequel-in-name-only affair, not connected with the original in any way other than taking place around a high school prom (supposedly the script was not written as a sequel at all, and the Prom Night moniker was slapped on after t he fact), and it is a whole lot better than that would imply. Even in the crappy pan and scan transfer that’s on Amazon Prime*, it’s clear that the film is visually well composed and effective at setting mood.
    Hello there, Mary Lou

    The kills are creative, with solid setups and payoffs (in particular, a sequence starting in the gym shower and culminating in the locker room is well conceived and executed, combining taboo elements with horror in ways that elevate this above most of its contemporaries). The characters are actually somewhat involving, for a slasher movie (i.e. you’re generally not rooting for the killer), and the supernatural components of Mary Lou work well. This is another movie that is in love with imparting some dreamlike qualities, but it is done far better here than it was in the aforementioned Slumber Party Massacre II (a standout is a rocking horse in Vicki’s bedroom, whose eyes start glowing demonically and then it grows a lolling tongue). The filmmakers were clearly fans of horror, namechecking many famous horror directors in character names (i.e. Carpenter, Henenlotter, Craven, etc…), evoking the likes of The Exorcist and Carrie, and so on. As someone who is inexplicably in love with the slasher sub-genre, this is a hidden gem, perhaps due to it’s 1987 release (well outside the bounds of the golden age of the genre). More mainstream audiences might not be as in love with this, and to be sure, this isn’t exactly fine cinema, but it works well enough that it could have been one of the crossover hits, appealing to horror hounds and more mainstream audiences alike. I, for one, really enjoyed it… ***

If all goes well, we might even get to a Slasher Part Threes post at some point. Fingers crossed.

* I found a screenshot elsewhere and used that instead of giving you a cropped screenshot from the crappy transfer. You’re welcome.

6WH: Week 3 – Nazis. I hate these guys.

Nazis have long been cinematic shorthand for evil (even before the U.S. entered WWII), and horror movies are a natural arena for their villainy (as are video games). Their known dabbling with the occult, while most likely sensationalized, also plays well into the hands of genre fiction. I’d say that this sort of thing is actually overplayed, but apparently Nazis are attempting a comeback these days, which is just bizarre. As a dedicated defender of free speech, it’s always a bit frustrating to see these numskulls abuse our freedoms, but at least we know they’re there and can counter them. Despite breathless media reports, I suspect their presence is still minuscule and they’re certainly as ridiculed as ever, but then, this is small comfort to folks who’ve been directly impacted. In the immortal words of Indiana Jones: “Nazis. I hate these guys.” So let’s take some time this Six Weeks of Halloween to enjoy watching Nazis (sometimes Nazi zombies, sure, but still) get slaughtered by the bushel.

  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror III: Dial Z for Zombie
  • White Zombies (Key and Peele)
  • Outpost (trailer)
  • Shock Waves – A sparsely populated pleasure cruise stumbles on a mysterious island and crashes into an old shipwreck. They seek refuge in a rundown island hotel, only to be attacked by water-logged Nazi zombies. Pretty basic stuff, and unfortunately, as a PG movie, we don’t even get any Fulci-esque eye-gouging gags or even decapitated zombie heads or any gore whatsoever, actually. This isn’t always a necessity, but gore is zombie bread-and-butter, so to see that eschewed here is disappointing, especially when there’s basically nothing to the plot. That said, this movie has at least some charm to coast on… The Nazi angle is nice. Both John Carradine and Peter Cushing show up, if only for a short period (their screen time probably maxed out at 10 minutes combined). The rest of the cast seems on board as well. Jack Davidson is entertainingly bitchy and Brooke Adams does a decent final girl impersonation. The visuals are well done and the Nazi zombies look fantastic.
    Shock Waves

    They were specially bred to be underwater soldiers, so they’ve got these fabulous goggles and the way they tend to fade into view or slowly rise out of the water (and slink back into the water) is effective. But only for, like, the first 30 times or so that we see it. After that it gets a little repetitive and it’s like, come on you dumb zombies, start pulling out people’s intestines or something. There’s some good underwater photography (a solid long-ish take follows one zombie as he walks along for a solid minute, and it’s a wide enough shot that it at least feels like they actually got some dude to hold his breath for a while). Still, the pace drags considerably throughout the movie, something most zombie movies resolve with frequent doses of gore. Look, I know this sort of begging for gore is unbecoming and doesn’t really speak well of me, but what I’m really after is pacing and fun. As already mentioned, this doesn’t need to come from gore, but you’ve got to do something. Ultimately, though, this is a story filled with bloodless kills (and not in a suspenseful, Hitchcockian way either) and not a whole lot of plot. Hell, we don’t even really get to see the Nazi zombies get slaughtered (a couple die, but in rather unspectacular fashion.) It could have been a lot worse, but it could have been oh so much more. **

  • The Netherbeast of Berm-Tech Industries, Inc. (Short)
  • Hitler Reacts to Wolfenstein 3D (short)
  • Werewolf Women of the S.S. (fake trailer – extended edition)
  • The Devil’s Rock – Two Kiwi commandos sent to destroy German gun emplacements find that our Nazi friends have summoned a demon. First off, kudos for a Nazi horror movie that doesn’t involve zombies! Of course, that doesn’t make the premise all that original; soldiers investigate enemy base and discover creepy occult stuff is a well worn sub-genre. Still, this has lots of things to recommend it. It quickly resolves into a chamber piece and does an admirable job maintaining suspicion across all three of the main players. I mean, yeah, the demon is obviously not to be trusted, and there is a clear hero, but the Nazi villain is surprisingly convincing at times and the film manages generate a modicum of sympathy even for him.
    Demons do not like Nazis

    I also found it amusing that the demon’s main argument is basically: “But he’s a Nazi!” Which, frankly, is pretty convincing. I mean sure, she butchered an entire garrison of soldiers… but they were Nazis. Even demons find them shitty. There’s some nice historical touches and some subtle references (the Nazi mentions how close Hitler’s forces got to the Ark of the Covenant as well as their near success in raising the Old Ones, references to Raiders of the Lost Ark and Hellboy, respectively). While clearly low budget, it still looks pretty good and is generally well appointed. Well worth checking out. ***

  • A Story With Zombies (short story)
  • Honest Zombie (Robot Chicken)
  • Dead Snow (trailer)
  • Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead – Nazi zombies remain on a rampage. After securing the Nazi gold that brought them back to life, it seems our Nazi zombie leader has taken up arms (literally!) and seeks to complete his mission to sack some nearby town. Opposing him is Martin (Vegar Hoel), lone survivor of the first movie, who recruits a trio of American zombie enthusiasts (the always great Martin Starr along with the plucky Jocelyn DeBoer and Ingrid Haas) and, well, a band of Russian zombies.
    Nazi Zombies

    The first movie took its time to get going and had some weird tonal issues, but this one just picks up the loopy pace from the end of the first movie and maintains it throughout. The goofiness is still out in full force and the tone is consistently comedic. Doctors inadvertently sew a zombie arm onto our protagonist, which then gives him mystical zombie powers. Oh, and the head zombie now has the ability to raise others from the dead. It’s silly, sure, but then again, this is a movie where zombies take someone’s intestines and use them to siphon gas from a bus to a tank. Oh yeah, the zombies have a tank now. It’s all in good fun if you’re willing to go with it, and there’s lots of decent gore effects and creative kills, which would probably make this a great crowd-pleaser (which is a shame, because I’m pretty sure this didn’t get much of a release here)… A solid little zombie film,

    well worth checking out. **1/2

That about wraps up this week in hating Nazis. Coming soon: Video Nasties! Found Footage! And moar! Stay tuned.

6WH: Horror Movie A Day: The Book

I always joke that the Six Weeks of Halloween is totally better (two weeks better!) than most horror movie marathons, which are usually only reserved for the month of October, but really we’re all just pale imitations of Brian Collins, who ran a website called Horror Movie A Day, which is exactly what it sounds like. To clarify, that’s one horror movie (and review of said movie) every day for around six years. That’s 2500 reviews. This, gentlepeoples, is insane. He still posts reviews every so often, but no longer feels obliged to keep up the daily routine. Good for him!

One of the projects he worked on with his newfound freedom was Horror Movie A Day: The Book, wherein Collins has condensed his experience into one handy resource featuring a recommendation for every day of the year (plus a bonus, for leap years). Each month features a different theme, ranging from specific genres (Slashers, Killer Kids, Zombies & Cannibals, etc..) to countries of origin (Asian Horror) to more vague categories (Bat Shit Crazy Horror). Each recommendation has some meta information (i.e. dates, genres, etc…), an exerpt from the original HMAD review, and some more current reflections.

Horror Movie A Day

The best thing about the book is that Collins specifically avoided well-known, “famous” horror films. So you won’t find the likes of Halloween or The Exorcist gracing these pages, as Collins assumes that you’ve either already seen them or at least know about them. No, with a couple of arguable entries aside, this book is jam packed with the obscure, off-the-beaten path movies that even dedicated horror fans will find unfamiliar. Many classics are certainly referenced in the writeups, to be sure, but the choices themselves are well curated. They range from silent films (only one, I think) to obscure cult films of the 70s and 80s, to DTV efforts of the 90s and aughts. Many of these are maligned simply due to their distribution models, but Collins does a good job finding the gems in the rough. As far as I can tell, at least. For reference, I’ve only seen 52 of the 366 films on offer (which rather neatly works out to 1 per week in the hypothetical year it would take to play along with this book), though that number will increase, as I’ll be tackling several of these films in the coming weeks of the 6WH.

Of course, this obscurity also tends to limit the general appeal of a book like this. Many of the selections aren’t exactly classics of the genre, and with good reason, but I think Collins praise of the “B+” movie is actually quite admirable. It seems like a lot of people want to become experts these days, but perhaps the ubiquity of listicles and wisdom-of-the-crowds rankings has given a false sense of how one attains expertise. It’s fine to follow such lists, of course, but there are no shortcuts to expertise. You’ve got to experience the good with the bad, and Collins is well aware of that, even going so far as to feature a notably bad movie for each month. They’re bad movies, but bad in often fascinating ways. As noted in the introduction, there’s a lamentable trend these days to categorize films into “AMAZING!” or “GARBAGE!” with no room for anything in between. This book takes it as a given that you’ve already seen the obvious amazing stuff and takes you on a tour of the full spectrum, and for that, it is to be commended.

If you’re looking for in-depth criticism or analysis, this probably isn’t the book for you. Nor should you expect incisive capsules, a la Pauline Kael or Roger Ebert. Collins is a good writer, but these writeups tend to feel more like loose blog entries rather than full-blown reviews. I mean, this is a book that was compiled from a blog, so that should clue you in, but some might not know the context. There isn’t anything wrong with this approach in my mind (you’re reading a blog right now, potzer), but I could see it rubbing some folks the wrong way. There’s probably lots of complaints about naval-gazing or name-checking to be had here, and it’s true that Collins spends a lot of time on his experience with the movies rather than the movie itself. He frequently mentions his tendency to fall asleep, or delves into how he managed to keep the streak going whilst traveling, or how a movie played into some horror trivia night, or how having a child has shifted his perceptions, and so on. There’s also lots of discussion about filmmakers who only made one or two movies, then movied on, which can get repetitive, but as someone with expertise, he’s also good at tracing influences and providing contextual minutiae that you are not likely to find in traditional reviews. I never got bored by the book and generally enjoyed Collins’ writing, even if it does sometimes feel a bit disjointed.

I could have done with a little more metadata on each movie. Many of them have alternate titles and some have different runtimes available, so knowing the best one would be nice (and Collins sometimes discusses these sorts of things in the entry, but it would be good to have them more easily referenced). Keeping track of availability of all these obscure movies is a fools errand (i.e. what’s on Netflix Instant or Amazon Prime now might not be there tomorrow), but some of these movies have been out of print for a while, and even old, used DVDs go for exorbitant prices. Not really Collins’ fault and this sorta comes with the territory, but it’s still a bit frustrating.

Ultimately, the true value of the book is the curation. It’s a truly fascinating list of movies, even if I doubt I’ll ever get to all of them. For those playing along, the list is on Letterboxd, though I’d still recommend getting the book, especially for those looking for something new and exciting amongst the throngs of available schlock on streaming services and the like. I’m definitely leaning on it to provide some guidance during these esteemed six weeks of Halloween, and I suspect I’ll continue to do so for a while…

6WH: Week 2 – Isabelle Adjani

The Six Weeks of Halloween horror movie marathon continues with another week of obscure scream queens, this time focusing on French acress Isabelle Adjani. Last week, we looked at a few of Erika Blanc’s films, which are distinctly more lurid and trashy than Adjani, who has more of a reputation for staid, artistic work. You’ll see below that she’s also worked with some more popular art house directors, like Werner Herzog, Roman Polanski, and Andrzej Żuławski. While successful in Europe, she never really managed to crossover into the U.S. filmmaking scene, hence my labeling as “obscure”. Of course, last week’s reservations about the term “scream queen” apply doubly here, as Adjani is clearly trying for more, despite her work in genre films. Still, she makes an impression, as we’re about to find out:

  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror IV: Bart Simpson’s Dracula
  • What We Do In The Shadows (trailer)
  • Is that a whip? (Robot Chicken)
  • Nosferatu the Vampyre – Werner Herzog’s retelling of the Dracula story, this obviously resembles previous incarnations (most obviously F.W. Murnau’s silent film), but Herzog’s approach puts enough of a twist on the story that this is certainly a worthy successor. Since Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula had entered the public domain, Herzog was able to use real character names and combine that with some of Murnau’s aesthetic. Despite a similar shape that hits most of the same beats, Herzog’s film manages many changes. Max Schreck’s Count Orlok was a simple, but terrifying monster (a solid choice given the limitations of silent film). Here, Klaus Kinski plays Dracula with more humanity. Still a monster, to be sure, but sad, tired, and envious of mortality. Adjani plays Lucy, a character updated to be stronger and more active in fighting Dracula (Van Helsing, by contrast, is less of a hero, becoming more of a dispassionate observer than a driver of the story).
    Nosferatu The Vampyre

    Herzog’s visual style is on full display, with lots of well composed shots of nature and landscapes during the various travel scenes and some wonderfully creepy atmosphere all throughout. The sight of the town square, filled with “plague” victims’ coffins and tons upon tons of rats, is memorable and disturbing. Alas, these beautiful visuals and dreamlike fugues also tend to slow the pace down to a crawl, which, when combined with our familiarity with the story, does present a bit of an issue. The ending has been updated to be more ambiguous, with Dracula defeated but the vampire menace set to continue. A worthwhile updating of an old classic. ***

  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V: The Shinning
  • Rosemary’s Baby (trailer)
  • Delicatessen (trailer)
  • The Tenant – A man rents an apartment where the previous tenant has attempted suicide. Soon, the man believes his neighbors are trying to drive him to a similar end. Adjani plays the previous tenant’s friend, but isn’t given too much to do throughout the film. The story is more focused on, well, the new tenant (played by Roman Polanski, who also directs).
    The Tenant

    Unfortunately, the pacing is rather slow here as well, with not much happening until the halfway point,

    and still taking its time before the really creepy stuff starts to poke out (even then, the good stuff is awfully short). While it does a decent job capturing the paranoia, it didn’t need to take quite so much time to get there. The ending is a little on the nonsensical side, but it at least represent an interesting idea and provokes a little thought. I generally try my best to separate art from the artist, but fugitive child rapist Roman Polanski is one person I do struggle with on those grounds. This film, at least, was made before Polanski’s crime, which helps a little, but it’s still something I find sticking in the back of my mind. If I knew Adjani’s involvement was so small, I probably wouldn’t have watched. **

  • Inside (trailer)
  • All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (trailer)
  • High Tension (trailer)
  • Deadly Circuit (aka Mortelle randonnée) – An aging private detective is put on the case of a serial killer who murders and robs rich men on their wedding night. The woman reminds the detective of his long lost daughter, so instead of completing the case, he follows and aids her when he can, eventually making contact. It’s a weird little film. I can’t say as though I follow the whole thing particularly well, but it’s entertaining in a stereotypical French way.
    Deadly Circuit

    Adjani is the serial killer here, and she pulls off all the different looks and costumes well. She’s got enough seductive charisma that you can kinda see why all these different guys would fall for her, but on the other hand, the relationships all seem so rushed and it doesn’t make a ton of sense. The detective’s motivations are also a little odd and I’m not entirely sure they make sense either. It’s ultimately not a particularly memorable film, but it’s got some interesting ideas and might be worth a watch for completists (as to what they’re trying to complete… I’m not sure, actually). **

  • They’re All Gonna Laugh At You (robot chicken)
  • Grace (trailer)
  • Spring (trailer)
  • Possession – I watched this last year and frankly, my original thoughts remain:

    Dear lord, what the hell did I just watch? The batshit insanity quotient just went way up in this year’s 6WH. Ostensibly about a bad divorce, it turns out that the woman’s new beau is, um, some sort of tentacled monster (apparently Andrzej Zulawski’s elevator pitch for the movie was “A film about a woman who fucks an octopus.”). Dial performances up to 11; Sam Niell is always great at playing unhinged and Isabelle Adjani is absolutely fearless (dat “miscarriage” scene). Frankly, I have no idea what to make of this movie. Watch it if you dare.

    Upon rewatching, I have tried to make some more sense of the movie, but it remains impenetrable, though I think I may have connected an extra dot or two. It’s visually quite impressive and the atmosphere of obsession and dread is quite effective.

    Possession

    There’s a lot of things in this movie that I’m not terribly excited about (there’s a lot of manic arguing early on, for example), but for some reason, I find myself compelled to keep watching, and the payoffs are well worth the effort… even if you have no idea what’s happening. There’s a sequence in an empty subway hallway that is just a tour de force, even though, again, it makes no real sense. I think it’s supposed to be a kind of miscarriage. Whatever the case, Anjani sells it, and she sells it hard. As mentioned above, this is a fearless performance, and it was the one that made me want to explore more of her filmography in the first place. It doesn’t exactly have mass appeal, making it hard to recommend, but it’s got a certain cult appeal. As with last time, it’s a difficult film to rate, but I’ll just throw it *** and leave it at that…

That finishes up this week. Later this week, we’ll take a look at a book of horror movie recommendations, and next week’s theme will be Nazis (I hate these guys). In the meantime, head over to Film Thoughts, as Zack is already outpacing my viewings and posting writeups every day.

6WH: It: Chapter One

I was just a hair too young for Stephen King’s apex in the mid-80s, meaning that I sorta got the gist of the phenomenon without really experiencing much of it. I remember the hype and even seeing commercials for King books on TV and various adults going crazy for his stuff, but as a young kid, I was less sanguine about scary stuff. I didn’t really get into horror (or, for that matter, reading) until the early 90s, but once I was on board, I certainly did burn through a bunch of Stephen King novels and film adaptations. One such event was the It miniseries that aired on television in November of 1990 (I viewed it on one of those fancy double-VHS sets in the mid-90s). I don’t remember much about It except for a vague outline of the plot and characters. I enjoyed it and could see why it was a popular story, but didn’t think too much about it. I should also note that I haven’t read the book, mostly because I’m the worst. But I can tell it’s one of King’s more popular works.

Enter It: Chapter One, the latest big-screen adaptation of King’s work (hot off the heels of the craptacular Dark Tower movie) that’s been lighting the box office on fire. In just a couple of weeks, it’ll have become the most successful King adaptation of all time, even adjusting for inflation (and there’s talk of it becoming the most successful horror film of all time as well). When I first heard of this adaptation, I wasn’t particularly intrigued, but there was a buzz surrounding the movie that did make me a little curious. This is usually a fruitful combination: good source material and competent filmmaking team, coupled with lowered expectations. As a result, I found myself greatly enjoying this movie, much more than I thought I would. It definitely has flaws, but it’s a fun, crowd-pleasing experience, such that its surprising success actually feels earned.

Derry, Maine appears to be a quaint little town on the surface, but its history is one of cyclic tragedy, and since children are beginning to disappear at an alarming rate, it seems this tragedy is still ongoing. Set in the late 80s, seven kids, each with their own hangups and fears, come to figure out and even confront the evil plaguing the town. This evil manifests itself as representations of their fears, but also and most often in the form of a clown named Pennywise.

The story is told entirely from the kids perspective, which is a notable change from the book/previous miniseries (which alternated between the kids and adult versions of the kids, both groups fighting It during one of its cyclical feeding periods), but one that I think works out well. Not having read the book, I can’t say for sure, but I suspect this sort of narrative structure works great on the page, but would be really difficult to pull off on screen. Plus, from what I gather, they made enough other changes to the specifics that this more straightforward approach also leaves open the possibility that maybe some of the characters won’t survive. I’m sure that, from a book reader’s perspective, this sort of tension is more meta; are we scared that a member of the Losers Club won’t survive? Or are we scared that killing one of those kids is just a terrible idea and would ruin the movie? Whatever the case, given the constraints of a single movie and a 1100+ page adaptation, this seems like a reasonable choice.

The kids from It viewing a slideshow

And the kids are great. Many a film has floundered on child actors, but every single one of the kids in this movie does a good job. They have great chemistry with one another and whether they’re tooling around on their bikes (evoking that 80s Amblin feel) or bickering with each other (in ways that provide a good, comedic release after the various horror tensions), they’re an entertaining bunch. Since there’s seven of them and this is a little over two hours long, the characters could feel like stereotypes, but each one has just enough individuality that they are at least distinct, recognizable, and likable on their own.

On the flip side, Bill Skarsgard does a great job as Pennywise. It couldn’t have been an easy task to reprise the role made famous by Tim Curry’s performance, but Skarsgard clears the bar. The film does rely too heavily on CGI for some of Pennywise’s scares, but when Skarsgard is allowed to give a quirky smile or contort his body in a practical way, it’s quite effective.

Director Andy Muschietti is obviously good at wrangling the kids and getting good performances out of them, but he has some visual chops too. It is a well composed movie, and Muschietti knows how to manipulate an audience. While he relies too heavily on audio stingers and jump scares, he is adept enough at executing them that these sequences don’t feel like cheap shots. There might be a few too many horror setpieces too, which can lead to fatigue towards the end of the movie and maybe muck with the pacing at times. On the whole, though, this is more calibrated to an audience viewing, and it’s supremely successful on that front. All the craft goes towards generating a crowd-pleasing experience. This may rub fans of slow-burn horror the wrong way, and I’m sure that King’s book allows for a much deeper, more immersive experience, but given the constraints, this film admirably achieves its modest goals.

There are several memorable setpieces. The opening with Georgie is very well done and compares favorably to the previous iteration (and, as I understand it, to the book as well). I particularly enjoyed the painting that Stan was terrified of, and that sequence was wholly terrifying. A scene in the library, where one of our characters discovers a historical tragedy involving Easter, then follows a balloon into the basement is quite good. The slideshow presentation when Pennywise shows up is also great. Some of the more simple interactions, such as Bev’s conversations with her father or the pharmacist, are also quite creepy. Most of the scary sequences achieve a certain base level of effectiveness, even the ones that rely on CGI.

It does feel like there could be a lot more depth here. It’s not entirely clear how Pennywise works or how the kids manage to defeat It, other than vague platitudes about fear. What little history we get is very affecting, but the runtime limits how much of this can be explored. I haven’t read the book, but I imagine many of these gaps are filled on the page. Again, this is understandable given the limitations of a film project.

I’m calling this It: Chapter One, but that’s only revealed in the ending credits. My guess is that they were hedging their bets here. They couldn’t possibly fit the whole thing into two hours and wisely chose to focus on the kids’ story (which, I will say, ends in a way that is satisfying enough that you don’t feel cheated), but the sequel wasn’t guaranteed. Well, given the box office performance, I think we can now assume that the sequel is forthcoming. Since it will take place 27 years later, they will need an all new cast of grownups, which will probably lead to some familiar faces (i.e. Jessica Chastain for Bev is a fan favorite).

From the Stephen King that I’ve read, I will say my biggest issue is the way he ends his books. I feel like he often writes himself into a corner and only barely manages to find a way out, if at all. I don’t remember details about the miniseries conclusion, but I do remember it being somewhat underwhelming (involving a giant spider). As I understand it, the book goes a little further, so perhaps there’s something interesting to look forward to there. Whatever the case, I’ll almost certainly be checking out the sequel.

This is a crowd-pleasing movie and entertaining experience at the theater. It may not be quite the revelation that the book was, nor is it as effective as some more “serious” horror cinema, but I don’t think it’s really trying to outshine either of those things. It’s just extremely well executed and fun, totally worth seeing in the theater. ***