Vintage Science Fiction Month: Way Station

Vintage SF Month is hosted by the Little Red Reviewer. The objective: Read and discuss “older than I am” Science Fiction in the month of January.

Clifford D. Simak is one of the famous Golden Age authors that I haven’t really caught up with. There’s no time like the present, so I took a spin through his bibliography and settled on the Hugo winning 1963 novel Way Station as my introduction to his work.

Enoch Wallace is an American Civil War veteran who was chosen by the Galactic Federation to maintain a way station for interstellar travel. He looks after the machinery and does his best to greet the alien travelers, even forming some long term friendships among the galactics. Unfortunately, since humanity is not yet ready to join the Galactic Federation, he must keep the station a secret from his fellow humans. He only ages when he leaves the house for his daily walk and thus, even though about a hundred years have passed, he still looks to be about 30 years old. As the novel opens, the US government has discovered Enoch’s longevity and set about monitoring his actions in the small, insular Wisconson town in which he resides. What’s more, they’ve noticed a gravestone with strange markings on his property and when they investigated further, they found an alien body buried there, which they absconded with in order to study.

Way Station

From a plot perspective, not a whole lot happens for the first half (maybe even more) of the novel. This is the sort of thing that often bothers me, but not here. The character study of Enoch, a simple but open-minded man living a well-worn routine, is livened by the SFnal elements of the story, even if most of those are only lightly addressed. For example, the transportation network that the way station exists on is one of teleportation by duplication, where the original body remains at the source and a copy is created at the destination. We don’t get much information on how this system actually works, nor do we really dive into the philosophical quandaries it presents, which is a fair criticism in some ways, but nothing that an experienced reader of SF could not fill out on their own. A lot of the story’s conjectures raise questions that the novel doesn’t even try to address directly, which I’m sure can be frustrating for some, but worked reasonably well for me (there’s something to be said for SF’s ability to leverage the rest of the genre in order to streamline the current story, and this book does a decent job of that).

When things do start happening in the latter half, what initially felt aimless is revealed to be deliberate and well placed. A large number of potential crises arise in relatively short order, but all of them are extensions of things introduced earlier in the story, often in mundane fashion. Enoch’s ornery neighbors, while normally content to keep their suspicions to themselves, are getting riled up. The Galactic Federation is experiencing an uncharacteristic rise in political strife and there’s a proposal to shut down the transportation path that Earth is on in order to use those resources elsewhere (thus delaying Earth’s potential membership by centuries or even millenia). The US government’s meddling doesn’t help either, as the Federation knows about the stolen alien body and that supports the political factions that think Earth (and this general area of the galaxy) is not worth the trouble. Enoch, having learned alien techniques and maths has done some calculations and determined that Earth, still mired in the Cold War, is headed towards an inevitable nuclear confrontation (he doesn’t use the word Psychohistory, but again, experienced SF readers will be able to put 2 and 2 together). Enoch’s alien friend (who he has named Ulysses) offers Enoch the chance to petition the Galactic Federation for a way to head off war, but the price is high and the political optics would be bad for the transportation network anyway. Finally, the galaxy has some sort of empirically measurable spiritual force that is harnessed by an artifact that has gone missing (along with its caretaker).

The setup is great and quite entertaining. The resolution… may leave something to be desired. Everything is resolved in a pat, simplistic manner. It’s certainly functional, and the book had built up enough goodwill that I don’t really have a major problem with it, but it all just feels a little too convenient. Some of these crises are too easily surmounted. To pick one, non-spoilery example, the government agent that confronts Enoch is shockingly deferential to Enoch’s wishes, and somehow has no problem whatsoever turning the requests around. I mean, I’m sure the bureaucracy in the government has increased since this novel was written, but not by that much. Several other crises are averted by one simple, almost magical event. Again, it’s functional and Simak laid the proper groundwork such that it all fits together in the end (easier said than done, which is perhaps why I’m cutting it slack), but it could be underwhelming. He played the game well enough, I suppose, but I could see it grating others more than it did for me.

Ultimately, though, Enoch is a likable protagonist, in some ways your typical SF competent man, but one who displays a degree of flexibility and open-mindedness that is uncommon. His good natured manner carries the novel even when the plot machinations falter. Simak’s style is simple and doesn’t call attention to itself, but it’s not as stilted or plain as, say, Asimov’s style. In some ways, this is an unusual novel of contraditions. Galactic scale space opera tropes portrayed via the simple, pastoral setting of a shack in small-town America. Big ideas and responsibilities laid at the feet of a small man. And yet it works. Indeed, it probably works because of the contradictions. I’m positive that this novel would drive some folks nuts, but I had a really good time with it and shall endeavor to read more Simak. Someday. Way Station actually won the Hugo Award in 1964 against some strong competition, including Kurt Vonnegut’s Cat’s Cradle, Heinlein’s Glory Road, the serialized version of Dune (which would go on to win when published in book form), and Andre Norton’s Witch World. Of those, I’ve only actually read Dune, but it certainly seems like both Cat’s Cradle and Glory Road cast a bigger shadow than Way Station, which seems like the most conventional SF choice (but then, the Hugo is a populist award, so perhaps the conventional choice wins out over fantasy, post-apocalypse, or however you’d describe Dune).

2018 Kaedrin Movie Award Winners

The nominations for the 2018 Kaedrin Movie Awards were announced last week. You’ve all been on the edge of your seats since then, but fear not, I’ll be announcing the winners today. Next week, I’ll announce the winners of some more goofy, freeform categories that we call the Arbitrary Awards, and not long after that, I’ll post my top 10 of 2018. Finally, we’ll have some Oscars talk (predictions and probably live-tweeting or more accurately, retweeting funnier people than I am) and then it’s on to 2019. And the award goes to:

  • Best Villain/Badass: Erik Killmonger, played by Michael B. Jordan in Black Panther. And it wasn’t even particularly close. Last week, I called this a middling year for villainy, but looking more closely, there’s some pretty weak choices and I had to stretch to fill up the category as much as I did. However, Killmonger is really strong, and definitely the best of the MCU, though that’s not quite as impressive when you realize that the MCU has generally struggled with villainy. On the other hand, this is the second year in a row that this award has gone to an MCU villain, so they’re improving. I suppose Thanos was far better than the nothingburger I was expecting, but that’s a low bar, and his Malthusian motivations are, well, dumb. Killmonger, on the other hand, is a bit more sympathetic and has a genuine grievance to address, even if he’s completely nutso (but then, that combo is what makes him a great villain). Special notice to Hugh Grant in Paddington 2, who is clearly having a blast, though it doesn’t quite fit with the tradition of this award. Henry Cavill in Mission: Impossible – Fallout is interesting, and I suppose I’m kinda spoiling this, but not really. There’s also a nice meta-villainy aspect to Cavill too; he refused to shave his mustache during the Justice League reshoots, leading to bizarre uncanny-valley-esque CGIed scenes in that movie. Also that bit in the bathroom scene where he reloads his arms is glorious. But this remains Killmonger’s show.
  • Best Hero/Badass: Ethan Hunt, played by Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible – Fallout. As with Cavill above, there’s a bit of a meta-influence here, as Cruise’s intensity and desire to perform his own stunts, even after becoming severely injured after that big jump, is hard to deny. Strong runner up with Nicolas Cage in Mandy, a bonkers movie that deserves some recognition for sure (but never fear, we’ll get to that film soon enough). It’s funny, but I also called this a middling list of nominees last week, but this is actually much stronger than I realized. A lot of the other nominees are really enjoyable. Matilda Anna Ingrid Lutz in Revenge put in a gutsy performance, You Were Never Really Here is anchored by the always great Joaquin Phoenix, Tim Blake Nelson’s turn as the titular character in The Ballad of Buster Scruggs is great, albeit to short lived, Tom Hardy goes for broke in Venom and somehow succeeds in a way that I doubt anyone else in the world could pull off, and even Jennifer Garner in Peppermint was fun, if a bit derivative. Of special note: Ma Dong-seok in Champion is perhaps the most unconventional and obscure choice, but he’s absolutely fantastic and charismatic in the role, and a total badass to boot. Ultimately, though, it goes to Cruise’s Ethan Hunt, a first time win for a frequent nominee.
  • Best Comedic Performance: Rachel Weisz in The Favourite. Perhaps the most unconventional choice amongst the nominees, but her biting rejoinders and cruel banter are certainly worthy of recognition.
    Rachel Weisz in The Favourite

    Part of the issue with the other nominees is that so many comedies rely on a comedic ensemble for their laughs that it’s hard to single anyone out. I mean, Game Night and Blockers are a lot more conventionally funny than The Favourite and I tried my best to single out my favorite parts of the ensemble, but what works is the ensemble. It’s getting to the point where I should probably just tweak this award to account for ensembles instead of singular performances, but I to be honest, even considering ensembles, The Favourite would do well in the voting. I mean it’s a bleak, dark comedy, but it has such a great ensemble! Also, it seems like good comedies are few and far between these days, which is a bit sad. Maybe I’m just not looking hard enough.

  • Breakthrough Performance: Cynthia Erivo in Bad Times at the El Royale and Widows. She belts out a couple of great songs in Bad Times and rivals Tome Cruise’s onscreen running ability in Widows. And she holds her own in two pretty great ensembles too, so it’s not just her pipes and physicality that do the work. I expect to see much more of her in the future. Also of note, two other folks from Widows, Elizabeth Debicki and Brian Tyree Henry (who is having an insane year and is in even more films than listed in my post, I just haven’t seen them yet – and apparently he could rival Erivo, but I didn’t get to them in time). Also of note: Elsie Fisher in Eighth Grade, who was a last second addition, as I only saw the film a night after the nominations were announced. Awkwafina did great in supporting roles in Crazy Rich Asians and Ocean’s Eight as well. But in the end, Erivo was the real eye opener this year.
  • Most Visually Stunning: Mandy. Gorgious and trippy, Panos Cosmatos’s pyschadelic fever dream of a movie didn’t quite strike the chord with me that it did with everyone else, but I cannot deny how pretty it is to look at.
    Mandy

    Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse managed to evoke the comic book aesthetic, bringing something new and exciting to a mostly stale animation field. The Favourite and Roma are both impeccable formal exercises that are beautiful, if sometimes distracting from the stories they were trying to tell. Free Solo has some of the best nature photography I’ve ever seen, tinged with potential tragedy (a topic that is best explored in a longer post, perhaps). But ultimately, it’s Mandy. It was always Mandy.

  • Best Sci-Fi or Horror Film: One Cut of the Dead. I don’t even particularly love zombie movies, and this starts out as a sorta rote zombie tale heightened by a long take, but then it becomes so much more. It’s a shame that the US release is being jeopardized by a leak, but it’s worth seeking out when it does become available. Strong competition from the likes of The Endless and its intricate time-loops, as well as Upgrade‘s AI exploration. A lot of strong horror this year, and after a strong showing for a while, SF is slipping a bit with this award (this is why the seemingly random combo of SF and Horror are included in this one award – SF often doesn’t have enough good films in a year to make it worthwhile). Still, One Cut is just so charming and fun.
  • Best Sequel/Reboot: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse. Almost both a sequel and a reboot, this film knocks it out of the park, effortlessly introducing several new spider-beings, each with their own, unique origin story, while maintaining a strong central character in Miles Morales.
    Spider Man and Spider Man

    Paddington 2‘s nicecore sequel is as strong if not stronger than the original (which, sadly, I slept on back when it came out). Mission: Impossible – Fallout continues the franchise that could; somehow maintaining or maybe even exceeding previous entries in the series. The Endless is only kinda-sorta a sequel and still functions as a standalone, but it’s really fantastic and definitely better than the film it follows. The other nominees were mostly fun, well done entries in their respective series, even if they can’t quite compete with their predecessors.

  • Biggest Disappointment: The Predator. All the ingredients were there, but man, nothing came together like you would hope. Shane Black’s best qualities seemed muted (or perhaps cut out, as the film seems to have been edited in an odd way), and his worst tendencies were amplified, leading to a disjointed, shambling mess. It’s like there were three completely different movies jammed into one blender, then pureed to a slimy mush. Part of this is my general disdain for sequels and reboots. As per usual, I love the original Predator, but ever since then, it’s been a rocky road. And not in, like, the fun, ice cream way. Such that it’s hard to believe they’re still making Predator movies, though again, on paper, this seemed like a slam dunk. Other nominees range from movies that I expected to be bad that were somehow even worse, to movies that really weren’t that bad at all (Creed II and A Wrinkle in Time), with a couple of middling movies in the, um, middle. But I was really looking forward to The Predator!
  • Best Action Sequences: The Night Comes for Us. Sometimes it feels like a cheat when a strong martial arts movie is available in this category, and indeed it does seem unfair to compare the non-stop, brutal action and gruesome carnage that is The Night Comes for Us with, say, the astounding spectacle of Mission: Impossible – Fallout. We could call it a tie, I guess, but despite being two action movies, it still feels like comparing apples to oranges. Make of that what you will, but those two movies are head and shoulders above the entire field this year. In fact, I had to kinda stretch to fill out the category as much as I did. But then, the winner(s?) are so great that it still feels like a great year for action.
  • Best Plot Twist/Surprise: Hereditary. Obviously a bit of a spoiler even acknowledging that there is a twist/surprise, but there is one moment in Hereditary where my jaw dropped and I just sat in dumbfounded shock for about two minutes. I have my issues with the movie overall, but that is probably the most memorable moment I’ve experience in a theater this year. Other nominees have their charms, especially One Cut of the Dead and Sorry to Bother You and, you know what, they all have pretty great surprises and twists, so we’ll just leave it at that. In a decent year for this sort of thing, Hereditary still takes the cake.
  • Best High Concept Film: One Cut of the Dead. I don’t want to spoil this one by explaining why, but the concept here is pretty great and very charming, such that it really wins you over as it plays out. Strong competition from Searching, the best of the burgeoning group of films set entirely on a computer screen that I’ve seen (a small subset of films, to be sure, but this one delivers pretty well). The other nominees aren’t quite as high concept, which is admittedly a vague category and totally subjective, but they’re all pretty good, unusual films in general so they’re worth seeking out too.
  • 2018’s 2017 Movie of the Year: Baahubali 2: The Conclusion. Frankly, I didn’t see many new-to-me 2017 releases in 2018, and this seems to be a general pattern for this award. The award was instituted specifically because there was one year a while back where I really wanted to recognize two movies, but since then, I haven’t done much with it. That being said, I watched these two Indian epics this year (the latter of which was released in 2017), and had an absolute blast with both of them, so I’m glad I have the ability to recognize them in some small way. The other nominees are fine, but relatively weak. Which is to be expected, since I have already seen most of the stuff I should have seen last year. On the other hand, there are at least a few high profile movies that I should have probably watched that could be contenders, but I just never got around to them, even when they became widely available on streaming services.

Congrats to all the winners! Some of these were difficult to pick, and our jury (i.e. me) really struggled, but I think we did a pretty good job. Stay tuned for the Arbitrary Awards next week!

2018 Kaedrin Movie Awards

Welcome to the thirteenth annual Kaedrin Movie Awards! Lucky number 13! A baker’s dozen! The idea is to recognize films for various achievements that don’t always reflect well on top 10 lists or traditional awards. There are lots of formal award categories and nominees listed below, but once those are announced, we’ll also leave some room for Arbitrary Awards that are more goofy and freeform. Finally, we’ll post a traditional top 10 list (usually sometime in early/mid-February). But first up is the awards! [Previous Installments here: 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 | 2013 | 2014 | 2015 | 2016 | 2017]

Standard disclaimers apply: It must be a 2018 movie (with the one caveat that some 2017 films were not accessible until 2018 and are thus eligible under fiat) and I obviously have to have seen the movie. As of this writing, I’ve seen 79 movies that would be considered a 2018 release. Significantly less than your typical critic, but more than your average moviegoer and enough to populate these awards. Obviously this is a personal exercise that is entirely subjective in nature, but the world would be a boring place indeed if we all loved the same things for the same reasons, right? Right. Without further ado:

Best Villain/Badass

Another middling year for villainy. I didn’t have any problem populating the list, and there are a couple that stand out as front runners, but still not a banner year. As usual, my picks in this category are limited to individuals, not groups (i.e. no vampires or zombies as a general menace, etc…) or ideas.

Best Hero/Badass

Perhaps better than villainy this year, and certainly a broader spectrum, but still a middling year overall. Again limited to individuals and not groups.

Best Comedic Performance

This category is sometimes difficult to populate because comedy so often comes in the form of an ensemble and that certainly impacts this year. Looking through what I watched this year, I see very few straight comedies, which is something that happened last year too. There are some decent choices, but obvious standouts are rare.

Breakthrough Performance

Always an interesting category to populate. Sometimes, it’s not so much about someone’s industry breakthrough, but a more personal breakthrough. This can happen even with established actors who put out a performance that forces me to reconsider what they’re capable of. This year, we’ve got more of a moderate crop of young up-and-comers. The main criteria for this category was if I watched a movie, then immediately looking up the actor/actress on IMDB to see what else they’ve done (or where they came from). A somewhat vague category, but that’s why these awards are fun.

Most Visually Stunning

Sometimes even bad movies can look really great… A moderate year for this sort of thing, perhaps leaning towards more sober, well-photographed beauty than flashy spectacle, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

Best Sci-Fi or Horror Film

I always try to throw some love towards genres. In the past, cinematic SF was so poor that I had to pad out the category with horror. In the last five or six years, though, SF has really come into its own. It’s still far outweighed by horror, but there’s often a handful of great SF movies in any given year. I suppose I should also note that I’m probably using a stricter definition of SF than most would for something like this, because I’m a huge nerd and think about that sort of thing a lot. But I digress.

Best Sequel/Reboot

Sometimes a difficult category to populate, and there was a fair share of duds this year, but there were still a surprising number of worthwhile sequels/reboots.

Biggest Disappointment

A category often dominated by sequels and reboots, and lo, this year is a bit of a return to form, though there’s still some original films that were quite disappointing as well. This category is definitely weird in that sometimes I actually enjoy these movies… but my expectations were just too high when I saw them. Related reading: Joe Posnanski’s Plus-Minus Scale (these movies scored especially poor on that scale).

Best Action Sequences

This award isn’t for individual action sequences, but rather an overall estimation of each film, and this has been a pretty good year for action, though there are two clear stoundouts, with the rest just being filler. I honestly had a hard time coming up with these, so I had to reach for a few of them. On the other hand, the two frontrunners are so amazing that it still qualifies as a pretty good year for action.

Best Plot Twist/Surprise

Well, I suppose even listing nominees here constitutes something of a spoiler, but it’s a risk we’ll have to take, right?

Best High Concept Film

A nebulous category, to be sure, but a fun one because these are generally interesting movies. There are often borderline cases here, and this year is no exception, but a few strong standouts…

2018’s 2017 Movie of the Year

There are always movies I miss out on, whether due to availability or laziness, but when I do catch up with them, I’m often taken with them. Sometimes a very difficult category to populate, maybe because I didn’t see much after I posted last year’s Top 10, or didn’t like what I did manage to see, or just plain forgot that I saw it (which, to be fair, probably says something about the movie’s chances). Frankly, not a lot going on this year for this category…

As per usual, it feels like I overpopulated these awards with nominees and maybe some of them were a stretch, but hey, these are my awards and I play by no ones rules but my own. And sometimes not even those. Winners to be announced next week, followed by Arbitrary Awards, a traditional Top 10 of the year, and finally some Oscars commentary. Stay tuned!

Update: I just watched Eighth Grade, so I needed to update the Breakthrough Performance category. Also the Action Sequences, because man, that mall scene. Rivals the one in Commando. Just kidding, Eighth Grade is excruciating (in a good way?), so just the Breakthrough Performance one was added (because I know you still weren’t sure.)

Vintage Science Fiction Month: Podkayne of Mars

Vintage SF Month is hosted by the Little Red Reviewer. The objective: Read and discuss “older than I am” Science Fiction in the month of January.

I’ve always enjoyed Science Fiction, but a little over a decade ago, I decided to make my casual enjoyment of the genre a little more formal by broadening my horizons and reading more important examples of the genre. One of the first things I did was read a bunch of Heinlein Juveniles (akin to what we’d probably call Young Adult these days). Robert A. Heinlein was never my favorite of the Golden Age authors, but I’ve gathered that he was among the most important, and after reading many of his novels, I’ve gained a solid appreciation for the novels themselves and their influence on the genre (and, for that matter, real-world space exploration). Since then, I’ve slowly been working my way through his bibliography, and this year, I decided to take a look at the unofficial 14th Juvenile novel, Podkayne of Mars. Heinlein himself doesn’t consider it a Juvenile and he’d long since gotten tired of being regarded as a “writer of children’s books and nothing else”, but then, it is written mostly from the perspective of a 15 year old girl (with her eleven year old, snot-nosed little brother playing a big role), so it kinda fits within the Juvenile mold.

Podkayne “Poddy” Fries is a 15 year old girl living on Mars who dreams of becoming the first female starship pilot and leading deep-space exploration efforts. The novel is presented as a first person narrative consisting of her diary. As the story begins, she is about to embark on a trip from Mars to Earth, but the whole thing is scuttled when a hospital mixup inadvertently saddles her parents with three newborn babies to care for (in this future, kids are conceived early and then frozen in order to allow parents to “uncork” the children as time permits, though obviously not in this case). However, the trip is resurrected when Poddy’s uncle Tom manages to arrange passage for Poddy and her unbearable (but genius-level smart) little brother Clark on a cruise ship to Earth, with a stop at Venus first. After some minor adventures and meandering, we soon learn that Tom’s magnanimous offer to chaperon this trip is really just a cover for some sort of secret political wrangling, and higher-stakes hijinks ensue.

In short, this is probably my least favorite Heinlein novel, though it fails in interesting ways. There’s a promising start, and some things play to Heinlein’s strengths, but there’s a fair amount of unfocused meandering and the whole thing falls apart completely towards the ending, which feels rushed and weirdly dismissive of our narrator/protagonist. Spoilers from here on out!

Speaking of which, our protagonist here is a teenage girl, a fraught proposition when it comes to Heinlein these days. He doesn’t exactly have the greatest reputation for writing female characters, and if you were so inclined to look for it, you would find a whole host of things to be offended by in this story. You probably won’t have to look very hard. For instance, Poddy seems to be intelligent, but opines on multiple occasions that a woman should hide that intelligence around men, or that a woman should never beat a man in any sort of game of strength (thus she pretends to lose an arm-wrestling match to her little brother), and then there’s the thrill of discovering how to properly apply make-up, and so on. I suppose a more generous reading could be that depictions of sexism or the ways females cope with same is not an endorsement, but this novel (especially the ending, which we’ll get to in a bit) strains that reading of the story. It’s also worth noting that, according to the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, this is the second earliest example of a SF novel that features a female protagonist (narrowly beat out by Naomi Mitchison’s lesser known Memoirs of a Spacewoman). To be sure, there were earlier short fiction examples, some even written by Heinlein himself as early as 1949 (featuring a character who he eventually used as inspiration for Poddy), but this is notable in itself.

Other topics are more deftly portrayed, with Heinlein working in a more exploratory mode than he has in many of his works, which are often more prescriptive (i.e. there aren’t bald lectures a la Starship Troopers). Indeed, when describing the laissez-faire corporatism of Venusian society, uncle Tom states that he “…can’t make up his mind whether it is the grimmest tyranny the human race has ever known… or the most perfect democracy in history.” Heinlein goes to great lengths to portray the “corporate fascism” of Venus without resorting too much to lecturing, and he allows the reader to infer a lot of the details so they can make up their own mind.

Alas, the ending really puts the breaks on things for me. Events escalate quickly and Poddy and her brother Clark end up kidnapped by nefarious political forces hoping to blackmail their uncle Tom for concessions. At this point, Poddy goes from being an intelligent, active character to being almost entirely passive, as Clark immediately senses the gravity of the situation (no matter what Tom does, there’s no incentive for the kidnappers to keep the kids alive) and devises an escape plan. Furthermore, Poddy is grievously injured during the escape because she went back to the compound to rescue a semi-intelligent Venusian baby animal and Clark had forgotten to disable a nuclear bomb (another baffling subplot, to be honest), which inadvertently went off. The original ending that Heinlein wanted was to have Poddy die in the explosion, but that was apparently a bridge too far for the publisher, who insisted he rewrite the ending. You can kinda tell that Heinlein’s heart wasn’t in it, as the endings aren’t that different and it’s clear that he did the bear minimum to satisfy the publisher’s expectations. Both endings are available in some editions, but to my mind, neither are particularly good, for reasons already expounded upon.

Another strange thing about the ending is uncle Tom’s admonishing of Poddy and Clark’s parents for not caring enough about raising their children. Given uncle Tom’s use of the children as little more than human shields, disposable meat-pawns for his chess game of interplanetary politics, this is perhaps another example of depiction not being endorsement. Still, the ending strains all storytelling credibility in ways that I’m not used to from Heinlein. It doesn’t help that Poddy, thanks to an experience on the trip to Venus where she had to help save babies in the nursery (an event that probably also influenced her decision to go back and save the animal), is implied to be reconsidering her dream of becoming a starship captain, which even from a storytelling perspective, is a bit odd given the opening of the novel.

One of the things I’ve always enjoyed about Heinlein is his fondness for experimenting with ideas, asking “what if?”, and there’s certainly some of that going on here. I suspect even his more prescriptive works (the aforementioned Starship Troopers comes to mind) are more stronger-stated thought experiments than strict representations of Heinlein’s actual beliefs. There are certainly themes that underlie his work, but from what I’ve read (which is certainly not comprehensive), they might not be quite as well-defined as usually portrayed. Indeed, one of those underlying themes is certainly his propensity for thought experiments, and thus you get a hard-right book like Starship Troopers followed a year later by the sixties counter-culture template of Stranger in a Strange Land (and just a few years after that, the proto-libertarian The Moon is a Harsh Mistress). As such, Podkayne of Mars occupies an interesting, if not entirely successful, place in Heinlein’s oeuvre (coming in between the three books just mentioned) and perhaps SF in general (as an early SF novel with a female protagonist, if not a particularly great example). Owing to Heinlein’s importance to the genre, there are actually tons of biographical materials about his beliefs and how they influenced his work, and it’s something I should probably look into more sometime. Still, judging solely based on what I’ve read (and my tendency towards optimism), I gather I have a mildly different view of Heinlein than a lot of other people. Perhaps we should be less concerned with what Heinlein thought than how we interpret his works ourselves. It’s entirely possible that I’m just projecting my love of thought experiments onto Heinlein (though given his endless imagination for wide-ranging stories, I suspect there’s some basis for my thoughts here). That being said, of his juveniles, I vastly prefer Tunnel in the Sky and Have Spacesuit, Will Travel. While not entirely enthused with this one, I’m not deterred from continuing to explore Heinlein’s works much at all.

2018 in Movies

The two-headed Roman god Janus could see into the past with one face and into the future with the other, and as such is generally regarded as the god of things like beginnings, transitions, and time (amongst other such concepts). So too is the month January named after Janus, as it’s a transition to a new year. An almost completely arbitrary one, to be sure, but it’s good to take some time out to strap on our Janus mask, take a step back and reflect on where we are and where we’re going. When it comes to movies, most critics and publications have long since published their “Best of 2018” lists and other such reminiscences. Indeed, these recaps have been trending earlier and earlier, to the point where most come out around the end of November/beginning of December, which is absurd. Me, I wait until the year actually ends, then spend about a month or so looking back on the year in movies. Traditionally, this is focused on movies released in 2018 (next week kicks off the Kaedrin Movie Awards, eventually followed by a top 10 and the Oscars), but since I keep track of all my movie watching on Letterboxd (we should be friends there!), I figure we can spend some time discussing what I watched overall. I had a sorta banner year in movie watching, so let’s dig into some stats:

  • 356 films watched
  • 618.7 hours watched
  • 29.7 movies a month on average
  • 6.8 movies a week on average

This represents a significant increase over last year, when I “only” watched 264 movies. This trend is driven by a few things. One is the 50 Under 50 project, where I watched 50 movies made before 1950 (I actually wound up watching 53). Another is that I watched significantly less television (sorry Golden Age of Television!) and played less video games (almost none, really). Still a little bummed that I came so close to 365, but it was a possibility I only noticed very late in the year.

2018 Movies by Week

As you might expect, plenty of variability week to week, but starting around the end of March, things picked up considerably. My record week remains 12 films (right at the end of the year, as I had the flu and was thus home-ridden and watching tons of stuff), which ties last year, but the amount of weeks in which I saw 10 or 11 films was significantly higher, and I settled into a pretty consistent groove around the Six Weeks of Halloween in particular. As for days of the week, the weekend bias is even more pronounced now than last year, which is to be expected.

2018 Movies - Genres, Countries, and Language stats

As for genres, countries, and languages, it’s not exactly surprising to see US and English leading the pack (it’s probably worth trying to get some other countries and languages further in the mix, though I will say that my foreign film viewing was significantly broader this year than last year, but when you spread them out, no one country stands out. More on this below. In terms of genre, Thrillers, Comedies, and Horror films lead the year, edging out last year’s champion, Action films (a consequence of a martial arts binge I went on last year). Of course, genres are fuzzy, but I do tend to gravitate away from the sorts of films that critics tend to go for, so there is that.

2018 Movies - Map

I didn’t count the number of different countries I saw a movie from, but this map is significantly more green than last year, and not just because I saw a movie from high-surface area countries like Russia this year.

2018 Movies Breakdown

17.1% of the movies I saw this year were 2018 releases, though that gets tricky because some movies listed as 2017 didn’t really get a release until 2018. 29.2% of the movies I saw this year were rewatches, only a teensy decrease from last year. In terms of ratings, I am still pretty generous, with 3.5 stars being the highest, though 3 stars saw a significant bump (without a corresponding bump at 4 stars), such that this isn’t as bell-curvey as before, though it still fits the curve well enough.

2018 Movies - Most Watched Stars

Most watched stars are mostly men and more white than last year, though two women snuck on the list this year, lead by Linnea Quigley with 9. Naturally, Sam Jackson keeps his top slot. One funny thing about this, though, and it includes the extended list, is how much of the list is driven by participation in the MCU or Mission Impossible franchises. Another reason it’s nice to see Boris Karloff and Linnea Quigley so high on the list…

2018 Movies - Most Watched Directors

And the most watched directors are exclusively white and male, something that should probably be a little more diverse.

2018 Movies - Highs and Lows

This is probably more interesting because of the Lowest Average and Most Obscure categories, both of which I’m glad I watched (even though one was really, really bad). Not surprising that a new movie takes the highest rated, nor that a classic comic book movie is the most popular (not sure what the actual measurement is for popular, but it’s still not exactly surprising).

So it’s been a banner year of movie watching for me. Stay tuned, as the Kaedrin Movie Award nominations come out next week!

2018 in Books

As 2018 grinds to a halt, it’s time to take a step back and look the year that was. In accordance with tradition, I’ll take a deep dive into the books I’ve read (as well as the movies I’ve watched and beers I’ve drank, though those will have to wait). I keep track of my reading at Goodreads (we should be friends there), and they have a bunch of fancy statistical visualization tools that give a nice overview of my reading habits over time, especially now that I’ve been doing so for 9 years. This year, they’ve even introduced a couple new graphs, which will be fun. Starting off simple though, with the total number of “books” read:

Total Number of Books Read in 2018

I read 52 books in 2018, which is just two shy of the record I set last year (and still the second best year in recorded history (i.e. the last 9 years)). It’s worth noting that a fair amount of these titles are actually short fiction, but we’ll get more into that later. Full list of titles here. Also of note, a significant amount of these were audiobooks, which sometimes feels like cheating. These disclaimers also applied to last year’s record-setting run, so I feel like I did alright, especially considering the next way to slice reading, where I did set a new record – total number of pages read:

Total Number of Pages Read in 2018

It’s important to note the inherent variability of page numbers, but I managed to exceed the previous record by almost a thousand pages, which ain’t too shabby (last year’s record setting total was only about 100 pages more than the previous record). Some additional info:

2018 Book Summary

While I did read short fiction this year, which does indeed help to inflate “book” totals, the average book length this year was 306 pages – a huge improvement over last year’s 279 pages. This means that I read lots of longer books (i.e. 500+ page books) to make up for the handful of short stories (and to a lesser extent, the 150 page novellas). The record for average book length was set in 2013, a year in which I specifically and intentionally set out to read massive doorstops (and even then, the average was 356 pages). The longest book I read all year was Justin Cronin’s The Passage at a respectable 766 pages (though a far cry from my record, which is somewhere in the 1000+ page range).

2018 Books Pie Chart

The pie chart breaks things down a bit further, though it’s a weird graph due to the dumb way I categorize stuff on Goodreads (i.e. fiction, short story, and novella contain lots of overlap, non-fiction has no overlap). Still, roughly on par with previous years in terms of short fiction, with a mild increase in both novellas and non-fiction.

Books by Publication Date

In terms of publication dates, I curse myself every year for having read Alice in Wonderland and The Picture of Dorian Gray in 2010, thus stretching out the vertical axis of this graph. I’ve done a decent enough job spreading out my reading, though there’s still a big recency bias here, probably owing to my participation in the Hugo Awards as well as generally keeping up with favorite authors. These things happen, but as it turns out, January is Vintage SF Month, so I will most certainly hit some older stuff that month (as well as the rest of the year).

Books Over Time

Ohhh, new graph! This one is for books over time (with a monthly period), which sounds great, but ends up producing weird spikes when I finish books at the beginning of a given month or when I read through, for example, the short story category of the Hugos. Still, it’s neat, and I always grumble about wanting more visualizations, so this is welcome.

Pages Over Time

As is this one, which is page numbers over time. Alas, it falls prey to the same issue as the books over time graph, and indeed, books that I slowly read over several months get all their pages attributed to the month in which I complete something, which creates some of these spikes. I think there are ways to log progress throughout reading, but that might be too much manual effort for even me (though it would be interesting).

Some more assorted observations on the year’s reading:

  • Only 10 non-fiction books in 2018, which is actually an improvement over 2017 (when I had just 7), but still something I should probably try to improve in 2019.
  • Only 15 books were written by women, which is a step down from last year when the proportion was roughly 50%. Then again, none of this happened by design and just came in the natural course of reading, so go figure.
  • The oldest book I read all year was Isaac Asimov’s robot story Runaround (for the 1942 Retro Hugos, which I didn’t vote in because I didn’t end up reading all the stories). Since that was a short story, the oldest actual “book” was Leigh Brackett’s The Big Jump, written in 1955.
  • A brief scan of the list sees that somewhere around 30 were Science Fiction, which is about in line with previous years (but more than last year, which was a divergent year for some reason).

And that about covers it. Stay tuned for a overall movie recap, followed by the traditional onslaught of the Kaedrin Movie Awards. Sprinkled in there will be some reviews for Vintage SF Month, because I’m looking forward to that…

50 Under 50 – Part VI: Success!

I started my resolution to watch 50 movies made before 1950 in 2018 in March. While I’d already watched a couple of qualifying movies, I was still several movies behind for a good portion of the year. For progress so far: [Part I | Part II | Part III | Part IV | Part V] After a strong showing during the Six Weeks of Halloween horror movie marathon, I had made up that shortfall and then some. This past week, I officially hit 50 films made before 1950. I will definitely see a few more before year’s end; if nothing else, I will definitely be watching <a href="Miracle on 34th Street“>Miracle on 34th Street and probably It’s a Wonderful Life (both movies I’ve seen before, which I was trying to avoid, but still). Indeed, this has been something of a banner year for my movie viewing, and not just for older movies. But I digress! Let’s take a look at the films that brought me to 50:

  • Wings (1927) – While technically the first Oscar winning movie, Wings does tend to get overshadowed by F.W. Murnau’s classic Sunrise (which won the defunct “Best Unique and Artistic Picture” award). Wings is certainly a more conventional movie and it’s overly sentimental and corny as hell, but it does have a lot going for it. It tells the story of two pilots who are in love with the same woman, and another woman who’s in love with one of the pilots. Off at war, the two pilots become good friends until the love triangle is revealed, which heightens tensions among the two. Again, super corny love story here (a clear precursor to Michael Bay’s Pearl Harbor, which mostly lifts the love triangle element whole, right down to one pilot being presumed dead), but it’s hard to fault it for that. The aerial combat sequences are still quite effective, even 90+ years later, with some real eye opening sequences and breathtaking shots. Even some of the more mundane bits are great, such as the tracking shot through the tables at a nightclub (a shot that obviously inspired Rian Johnson’s similar zoom through the casino in The Last Jedi).
    The Tracking Shot from Wings

    Clocking in at 141 minutes, it’s perhaps overlong, but it never really drags and is actually paced quite well. It might not be the classic that Sunrise is, but few films are, and this is one of the better silent films I’ve seen. ***

  • Ramrod (1947) – Strange little mashup of Western and Noir tropes starring Joel McCrea and Veronica Lake (a sorta reunion of the leads from Sullivan’s Travels) and directed by the famously eyepatched Andre De Toth. Lake stars as the widow of a rancher who died in a sheep vs cattle feud. She vows to spurn the advances of the local sadistic and corrupt ranchers and keep her ranch going with the help of her “ramrod” (ranch hand), who has motivations of his own. Or something like that. It’s actually pretty weirdly paced and filled with awkward exposition punctuated by the usual western tropes and noir-esque twists and turns. It moves in fits and starts, but it has an interesting combination of the moody, murky morals of noir films with the western’s tendency to punctuate boring riding and climbing sequences with shootouts and other action beats. The characters, perhaps due to excellent performances, are more complex than the usual western or noir programmer would be. For instance, Lake plays a sorta Femme Fatale who gets off on sending men off to die for her, but while there’s something cold and calculating about the way she does this, there’s also enough depth to show that she’s beaten down and lonely and maybe this is just her way of fighting back. It might sound like I’m down on this film, but that’s not quite it; it’s more unusual than that and it feels like it’s more than the sum of its parts (or, at the very least, a unique collection of fascinating parts). **1/2
  • The Leopard Man (1943) – One of the more unsung films from Val Lewton’s RKO run, it’s clearly another case of a film that started with a sensational title that Lewton wrangled into something more complex and psychological than the title would have you believe (indeed, it almost feels like a conscious attempt to recapture the success of Cat People). At a swanky New Mexico nightclub, a dancer brings a leopard on stage as something of a publicity stunt. Naturally, the leopard promptly escapes and later in the evening, a young woman is found mauled to death. Soon, the bodies are starting to pile up as our heroes race to find the escaped cat. Despite some feints, there are no supernatural elements to this story and it ultimately turns out to be an early serial-killer story. Despite the more mundane subject matter, director Jacques Tourneur keeps the shadowy atmospherics at supernatural horror levels, making for an interesting contrast. The film also veers more towards a sorta police procedural than other Lewton joints, and that mostly works too. It does get a bit repetitive in the second act and the final twists are pretty easy to see coming, but it’s an entertaining, short feature and Tourneur keeps things moving briskly. Not top tier Lewton/Toruneur, but worth checking out. **1/2
  • Heaven Can Wait (1943) – A spoiled urbanite dies and makes his way to the gates of hell, sure that his life has earned a one way ticket down. The devil, however, is not so sure, and makes the man recount his life, which we view in flashback form. It’s an interesting and playful little beginning, but the grand bulk of the movie is a sorta romantic comedy of errors that is quite entertaining, if a bit more conventional than the framing device might imply. Still, a lot of the humor still works, and the man’s surety of his guilt does indeed seem a bit misplaced. This was apparently the first film that director Ernst Lubitsch made in color, and he actually uses subtle changes in color to mirror the arc of our protagonist. Played by a young Don Ameche (who eventually puts on some aging makeup and looks remarkably like he would later in life), the performance is a good one. The film is consistently funny, displaying a dry wit with some nice ironies sprinkled throughout. Once I got to the end, I was a bit confused as to why he thought he’d deserve an eternity in hell, but hey, it makes for a happy ending, so there is that. ***
  • Holiday Inn (1942) – The song White Christmas originated in a movie, but not the one that bears its name. Rather, it comes from this Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire vehicle about, well, a remote Inn that’s only open on Holidays (and features song and dance shows) and a pretty rote love triangle situation. Roger Ebert used to note the similarities between Musicals and Martial Arts action movies, saying the plots were incidental. There’s a plot, sure, but it’s all really just an excuse to get to the song and dance numbers, which are great, if that’s your thing. Except, um, for the blackface number, which doesn’t exactly play well to modern eyes (and the song itself is pretty embarrassing as well, so modern ears don’t fare any better). Still, White Christmas is the highlight and a deserved classic. Unfortunately, I’m not a particularly big musical fan, so while I can appreciate the charms of something like this (especially given charismatic performances from all three leads), it ultimately fell a little flat for me. I’m still glad I managed to cram a musical in the 50 under 50 umbrella though, so there is that, and if you’re going to watch this movie, this time of year is perfect for it… **
  • Suspicion (1941) – And of course, we’ve got to finish off the resolution with another Hitchcock, who was the director I watched most often this year (at 4 films – the runner up is the relatively obscure Nick Grinde, who made three of those Boris Karloff programmers I watched during the Six Weeks of Halloween). This tale of a shy spinster type (or, uh, Hollywood’s version of such a thing, which is a gorgeous woman, only she’s wearing glasses and thus destined to be alone or something) who falls in love with and marries a famous eligible bachelor. Alas, he has a penchant for gambling and mooching, owes tons of money to various people, and consistently devises quick money schemes that are suspicious at best and sometimes downright sinister. Soon, our former-spinster begins to suspect murder is in the cards.
    Suspicion

    This is mostly just mid-list Hitchcock, an enjoyable and at times, tense affair that is pleasant to watch but ultimately can’t hold a candle to Hitch’s best works. It takes a while to get to the suspenseful bits, partly because Hitch spends an abnormal time establishing the romance (a welcome change of pace, actually, and there’s even some humor thrown in for good measure) and partly because he was probably trying to slowly build to a paranoid fever pitch of a climax, but even then, it gets a bit repetitive the second act. Still, there’s some great stuff going on in that third act. Great performances from Joan Fontaine and Cary Grant, and Hitch has some nice visual flourishes too (in particular, a scene where Grant carries a glass of milk from the kitchen up to Fontaine’s bedside is brilliant and memorable). The ending has a weird feel to it. There’s a sorta twist, but it almost feels like Hitch was held back from a further, darker twist. I don’t mind it, but I suspect some would find it a bit implausible. As usual, even mid-list Hitch is usually a step above its contemporaries, and that’s probably the case here too. Not where I’d recommend you start with Hitch, but it’s a decent flick. ***

So there you have it! 50 movies made before 1950. I will most likely be doing a general overview of my year in movies soon, and will include some thoughts for this resolution in that. I found the exercise quite rewarding, and am trying to think of ways to retool it for next year as well…

Weird Movie of the Week

Last time on Weird Movie of the Week, we saw an Enraged Lycanthrope. In searching for 2018 movies I’d like to catch up with soon, one of the films I came across sounded interesting: Lobster Cop. No, it’s not about a cop who is also a lobster, unfortunately, but it does have a pretty weird premise:

Four police officers open up a lobster restaurant as a cover in order to catch a notorious drug dealer, only to find their secret recipe is more popular than they expect. When they get caught up in their new business venture, they find a bigger conspiracy at work.

Alright, so maybe not that weird, but the trailer does have a goofy sense of humor and I kinda love the idea behind the movie.

Now if only I could find a way to watch the damn thing…

The Great Movie Catch-Up, 2018 Edition

As the year winds down, I always scramble to catch up with the year’s most ballyhooed movies. This almost always results in a handful of discoveries that I’d never have watched if left to my own devices (these days, sometimes literally, *ahem*), but which I wind up loving. Alas, that tends to be a relatively small proportion of these year-end cramming movies, but for the most part, I find the process worthwhile (and to be sure, many of the the films I don’t necessarily love aren’t bad, per say, just something that didn’t connect with me the way it did with others). So here’s a list of films I’m looking to watch over the next couple of months, in preparation for the traditional Kaedrin Movie Awards and Top 10 list…. (Oh, and for the record, I keep a running tally of the films I have seen at Letterboxd, so if you don’t see your personal favorite on the list, it might be because I’ve already seen it…)

  • Eighth Grade – This is one of those movies that doesn’t seem at all like my thing, but which could totally surprise me… or it could confirm my doubts. Regardless, this is universally hailed as one of the best of the year, so I’ll give it a shot.
  • Three Identical Strangers – One of those quirky little documentaries that I don’t know much about, but which seems like it could be up my alley. Something about adopted guys finding out they were triplets that were split up at birth.
  • American Animals – Dumb kids come up with some sort of cinematic heist idea? This could certainly go either way for my sensibility, and it totally seems worth checking out.
  • Tully – I was generally mixed on the last Reitman/Cody/Theron collaboration (Young Adult) and this didn’t look much better, but from what I’ve heard, the marketing doesn’t give away something more fantastical that happens later in the movie. Or something? I mean, I haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard enough to know that maybe I should check it out.
  • Red Sparrow – This actually got mixed reactions back when it came out, but Cold War throwback spy thriller seems cool to me. I’ve been meaning to catch up with it, so now’s the time.
  • Super Troopers 2 – Another one that wasn’t exactly lighting the critical world on fire, but critically lauded films tend to be grueling and watching a bunch of them in a row can be draining, so it might be nice to sprinkle in some dick and fart jokes for the sake of levity.
  • Let the Corpses Tan – Seems like a Giallo-esque premise about some thieves trying to lie low somewhere, but getting caught up in a deadly game of cat and also-cat. Or something like that. Could be fun.
  • I Kill Giants – I know very little about this and can’t remember anyone really talking about it when it came out, but it sounds like it could be interesting.
  • The Death of Stalin – Armando Iannucci is usually worth checking out, and a profane, quasi-comic take on Soviet power struggles could be interesting.
  • Peppermint – Not expecting much out of this revenge flick, but it could be good fodder for the “Best Hero/Badass” category of the Kaedrin Movie Awards.
  • Alpha – This film came and went with little marketing or fanfare, but it actually seems like it could be decent?
  • The Night Comes for Us – Sounds like a bonkers action film from Indonesia, which has a pretty good recent pedigree for that sort of thing… Available on Netflix now!
  • Suspiria – Pretty sure I’m not going to like this, but you never know, and its supposedly coming to Amazon Prime, so it’ll be easy enough to find…
  • Roma – Alfonso CuarĂ³n’s latest is in limited release now, but will be coming to Netflix soon enough. Doesn’t really tick my checkboxes, but again, those are sometimes the big surprises of the year.
  • Cam – One of those Netflix releases that seemed destined to disappear into the ether when Stephen King gave it a shout out, thus reviving its chances of being seen (I might not have heard of it otherwise). Seems like a Twilight Zone style premise, which could be fun.
  • Vice – Not sure I really want to watch this, but I enjoyed The Big Short way more than I’d have thought, so there is that. But it feels like this movie is, like, 10-15 years too late.
  • High Life – Not sure if this will even be available to watch in time, but it sounds bonkers.
  • Dragged Across Concrete – Making some festival rounds now, not sure if it’ll be available to watch anytime soon, but anything from S. Craig Zahler is going to be on my watchlist…
  • Third Kind – Thirty minute SF short film about researchers returning to earth to investigate a mysterious five tone signal (presumably an allusion to Close Encounters of the Third Kind). A hit at Cannes, it doesn’t look like it’s available anywhere at the moment, but it sounds interesting.
  • Shadow – Zhang Yimou’s latest has been called a return to form, which sounds great… if we ever get to see it (not sure of release details).

Well, that’s twenty movies, which seems more than enough for now. I will almost certainly not watch all of these (if only because some are unlikely to be available at all) and will probably also see some things not on this list. Such is life. Suggestions welcome!

Link Dump

Odds and ends from the depths of ye olde internets:

  • Ricky Jay’s 52 Assistants – RIP Ricky Jay, this hour long show is well worth a watch.
  • Secrets of the Magus – And a New Yorker profile of Ricky Jay, featuring one of my favorite anecdotes:

    Deborah Baron, a screenwriter in Los Angeles, where Jay lives, once invited him to a New Year’s Eve dinner party at her home. About a dozen other people attended. Well past midnight, everyone gathered around a coffee table as Jay, at Baron’s request, did closeup card magic. When he had performed several dazzling illusions and seemed ready to retire, a guest named Mort said, “Come on, Ricky. Why don’t you do something truly amazing?”

    Baron recalls that at that moment “the look in Ricky’s eyes was, like, ‘Mort—you have just fucked with the wrong person.’ ”

    Jay told Mort to name a card, any card. Mort said, “The three of hearts.” After shuffling, Jay gripped the deck in the palm of his right hand and sprung it, cascading all fifty-two cards so that they travelled the length of the table and pelted an open wine bottle.

    “O.K., Mort, what was your card again?”

    “The three of hearts.”

    “Look inside the bottle.”

    Mort discovered, curled inside the neck, the three of hearts. The party broke up immediately.

    Of course, Ricky Jay anecdotes like this are a dime a dozen, so they’re all favorites.

  • Man Abducts Scientist To Make His Dog Immortal – It’s always a Florida man.
  • The First Film Version of Frankenstein, Newly Restored! By the Library of Congress. Still looks tattered, but it’s from 1913 after all, and it looks better than I’ve ever seen it. Plus, film preservation is a worthy cause.
  • ‘Something doesn’t smell right’: Farting controversy clouds dart championship – Alright, fine, I’ll read your stupid article.
  • Wait For It – Just watch it, it’s short. Kid can fly. And now I’m down a rabbit hole of similar videos…

And that’s all for now folks.