6 Weeks of Halloween

6WH: The Slasher Movie Book

I like slasher movies. There, I said it. Of course, longtime readers of the site (all 5 of you!) already knew that, as slashers tend to comprise an inordinate proportion of movies watched during the Six Weeks of Halloween horror movie marathon I do every year. As sub-genres go, it’s not particularly well respected, but again, I like them. I’ve written about this before, so I’ll just say that I find them comforting, like curling up under the sheets on a cold autumn night. Oh sure, they’re all working from a relatively limited and predictable formula, but sometimes that works and I’m a big fan of folks who are able to find new and interesting ways to think inside the box.

The Slasher Movie BookDespite all the slasher movies I’ve seen, I’m far from an expert. Enter The Slasher Movie Book. I didn’t realize this, but the book was written by J.A. Kerswell, who runs Hysteria Lives! website as well as the Hysteria Continues podcast I mentioned recently.

Having read the book, I think it’s safe to say that Kerswell is indeed an expert, and not just on slasher movies. Indeed, the first several chapters of the book cover broad swaths of horror movie history. He’s mostly focusing on proto-slashers, but it’s clear that Kerswell has broad expertise in the rest of the genre as well. As most horror movie histories begin, this one starts with the Grand Guignol (a theater in Paris that specialized in short plays featuring graphically portrayed acts of torture, murder, and general mayhem), but quickly transitions into silent horror films (which have guided my recent viewings).

From there Kerswell spends a chapter on German “Krimi” (translates roughly to “Crime” or “Mystery Thriller”) films, a sub-sub-genre originating in the 1950s that I’d never even heard of before (as such, I will be devoting this coming weekend to some Krimi films I was able to wrangle from Netflix, tune in Sunday to see the results!), then moves on to the Italian Giallo movement (which is a sub-genre I’ve enjoyed greatly) and other similar proto-slashers from the 60s and 70s.

But the bulk of the book focuses on the Golden Age of the Slasher film, those hallowed years between 1978 and 1984 when slashers were formally codified and replicated ad nauseam. Starting with Halloween and basically ending with A Nightmare on Elm Street, there were seemingly hundreds of slashers made and released in that era. And Kerswell’s seemingly seen every last one of them. I mean, I know I said I’m not an expert, but this dude outstripped my knowledge on just about every page. The book is nearly comprehensive, especially in the Golden Age portions. Unfortunately, that breadth of film knowledge comes at the expense of depth. Most films warrant little more than a sentence or two. The classics of the sub-genre obviously get more attention, though even these portions are not exhaustive. But really, how could they be? There are probably a thousand movies mentioned in the book; going into meticulous detail on every single one would be tedious and boring.

Instead, Kurswell does a pretty deft job and summarizing the ebbs and flows of the genre, from the origins of various conventions in early films to the progression of said conventions through the Golden Age. He traces the genre’s roots as they move from gritty realism to a reliance on the supernatural to the self-reflexive parodies that kept it alive. He’s identified the trends and movements within the genre while cataloging examples to demonstrate. This is a book I assumed would bog down in repetition or simple regurgitation, like that part in the Bible where Jeremiah begat Jededia, Jededia begat Jebediah and so on, for like 10 pages. But this never really reached that kind of boring territory for me. Of course, I’m kinda obsessive about this stuff, so this book fed me a steady stream of new and unknown movies, all contextualized with stuff that I was already familiar with. It worked well.

The book rounds things out with a look at International slashing, the dark days of slashers, “Video Hell”, the reinvigoration of the sub-genre at the hands of Scream, and a survey of latter day horror.

I found out about the book from Brian Collins, the guy who runs the estimable Horror Movie A Day website, and I think his review is pretty spot on, and he’s qualified to make statements like this too:

…there’s enough evidence throughout the book to suggest that I won’t always see eye to eye with him, as he refers to New Year’s Evil as “dull” (no movie with a killer name-dropping Erik Estrada can be considered as such, in my opinion) and considers the (IMO) rather bland House On Sorority Row to be a top-tier slasher on the same level as My Bloody Valentine. But I have to remember that everyone has their own favorites; the book’s introduction explains that Halloween II was his first slasher and thus he has a soft spot for it, though he’s thankfully honest about its shortcomings in the text itself. And he’s on the right (meaning: MY) side for some other underrated flicks, such as the 2005 House of Wax, and he also (correctly) refers to Cold Prey II as one of the best post-Scream slashers, a bit of a surprise given his affection for Halloween II, which it was clearly aping.

I’d never judge a book of this type on a few opposing views of some low-rent slasher films, however – it’s meticulously researched and the occasional flubs are likely due to typographical error, not ignorance (though he seems to suggest Wes Craven directed Hills Have Eyes 2 AFTER Nightmare On Elm Street, when in reality they were just released that way). But I’d have to stop just shy of calling it “exhaustive,” as there are some puzzling oversights. No mention is made of 1991’s Popcorn, for example – strange given the fact that it was one of precious few slashers of that time (and fairly well regarded to boot), and Craven’s Shocker is also missing, odd considering that the “death” of the slasher cycle of the ’80s could probably best be exemplified by one of the genre’s founding fathers trying and failing to create a new slasher icon. No Dr. Giggles either, another “too late” attempt to revive the sub-genre. I wouldn’t consider this odd in a typical book that just covered the marquee titles (Friday the 13th, Halloween, etc), but come on – there’s two paragraphs on To All A Goodnight but not even a passing reference to Horace Pinker? For shame…

Brian is dead on (read: he agrees with me) about New Years Evil and House On Sorority Row, and some of his omissions are good calls to… One omission I would mention is Alice Sweet Alice – Kurswell does mention it in passing under it’s original title (Communion), but I would have expected more info on what I thought was one of the clear proto-slashers (I mean, not even a picture of that creepy mask? Come on!) You can’t please everyone, I guess. As mentioned above, Kurswell needed to walk a fine line here. Too much info and the book gets cumbersome and boring, too little information and doofuses like me whine about it on the internets. Again, this book is about as good as it gets when it comes to breadth of information.

It’s also a very pretty book. Paperback, but all in color, with oodles of gorgeous poster art and stills. I’m not one of them poster art curators that seek out foreign lobby cards and obscure movie art, but I can appreciate that sort of thing when I see it, and if that’s your bag, you’ll love this. Tons of goofy stuff, along with genuinely effective imagery.

It’s a fun book for fans of the sub-genre. Kurswell seems genuinely enthusiastic about the subject and treats it with a respect that few do. As a result, I’ve come away with dozens of movies I want to track down (if not, uh, hundreds). But don’t worry, I’m only planning on spending one week on out-and-out slashers (probably next week).

Six Weeks of Halloween 2012: Week 1 – Silent Horror

The leaves are turning, the wind is gusting, little plastic corpses and bite sized candy are showing up in grocery stores, along with graveyard themed decorations and mutilated pumpkins. It’s my favorite time of the year, and as usual, it’s time to celebrate the season by watching lots of horror movies. As usual, Kernunrex has gotten the festivities started off in style, and gives as good an introduction to the concept as one could hope for:

Halloween, the high holiday for horror geeks, has no equal. When is the science fiction fest? Which day do comedy kooks celebrate? Would there ever be a spaghetti western wingding? No, horror is special; it’s primal and emotional, tapping into the deepest parts of our psychology and yanking at those uncomfortable pieces we normally pretend do not exist. Something this unique deserves more than a mere day of honor at the end of October. I say: let Halloweentime last for six weeks!

Hell yes! Six weeks of horror movies and pumpkin beer, let’s get this party started. Stock the Netflix queues, batten down the hatches, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Every year, I start off the season thinking to myself: self, you should probably become more familiar with silent-era filmmaking, why not spend a week doing so? Then I promptly forget as I tear through a bunch of trashy slasher movies or Giallos or what have you. Well not this year!

My experience with silent horror films is pretty much limited to a viewing of Nosferatu not that long ago. I guess you could also consider Hitchcock’s silent film The Lodger as horror too. The silent era of film is a bit of a blind spot in general, so it’s definitely something I should be making myself more familiar with, and this provided a good excuse. So it was a quiet weekend, if you take my meaning. Let’s see how much choices were:

  • Grindhouse: Don’t (fake trailer)
  • The Haunting (trailer)
  • The Others (trailer)
  • The Cat and the Canary – The original tale of relatives brought together in a haunted house for the reading of a will, this thing seemingly presages, well, every horror movie ever made. Haunted house, check. Escaped lunatic, check. Prowling POV shots from the killer’s perspective, check. Scooby-like plot to manipulate the will, check. Goofy, incompetent cop, check. Creepy housemaid, check. Indeed, the cat-and-canary analogy itself could describe the way killers stalk their victims in countless horror films (though I guess it’s more frequently referred to as cat-and-mouse).

    Not a monster

    The atmosphere of this film is quite effective, but the creaky old manor, filled with cobwebs and secret passages, is yet another horror staple that we’ve all seen dozens of times. As with most of my experience with silent films, this one moves a tad slow and the acting style of the era was one of overemphasized motions and theatrical gyrations. As visual storytelling goes, though, this one is actually one of the better examples that I’ve seen. A must watch for students of horror, but perhaps not something that would thrill general viewers. ***

  • Shining (fake trailer)
  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V: The Shinning
  • The Shining (trailer)
  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari – This is another movie that sorta foreshadows a lot of the genre that would come later. In particular, a case could be made that this is the first slasher, though the film also seems to have been a major influence on Noir films as well. In terms of it’s visual style, it’s a most striking example of the German Expressionism style, with a set design that is very angular and thus somewhat unsettling. Expressionistic films are not usually this overt or bold, but this film really does get in your face with that sort of distortion of reality. The story itself is somewhat pedestrian. Dr. Caligari sets up shop in a local carnival to exhibit a Somnambulist, a man he claims has been asleep for decades, but who walks and talks in his sleep. The Somnambulist is kept in a coffin (aka the titular cabinet), and Caligari breaks him out and has the crowd ask questions. One unfortunate soul asks “When will I die?” and the Somnambulist’s reply is “At first dawn!” Sure enough, the next morning at dawn, the man is found dead.

    Stabby stabby

    More hijinks ensue, and there’s a few reversals and twists towards the end, but the thing that really sets this movie apart are its visuals. Really, it’s just the set design, with it’s discordant, angular lines, that is most memorable here. There is basically no camera movement at all, apparently the result of a low budget. This makes the overtness of the film’s expressionism a little more explainable, as that’s how they sought to make the movie visually interesting. Alas, the film has a preponderance of intertitles, making this rather textually heavy despite its silent origin. Again we get slow pacing and melodramatic acting histrionics. It’s another influential and important movie, but I liked The Cat and the Canary much better… **1/2

  • Monster Realty (Robot Chicken)
  • House Of Wax (1953, trailer)
  • House Of Wax (2005, trailer)
  • Waxworks – Perhaps the least horror-like movie of the bunch, this nonetheless has some unsettling, weird elements that at least go in the right direction. The story concerns a writer hired by a wax museum to create backstories for the various wax figures. This makes the film into a sorta anthology as the writer concocts tales for three figurines. Harun al Raschid is a Caliph who gets caught up in a squabble between a baker and his wife. Ivan the Terrible thwarts attempts at his life, only to go mad when he thinks that one has succeeded. And Spring-Heeled Jack seemingly threatens the writer in the wax museum! Each story is shorter than the last, though, making this a somewhat lopsided affair, with the grand majority of screen time focused on Harun al Raschid and Ivan the Terrible. Fortunately, all three tales are worthy and interesting, even sometimes incorporating surprise twists. There’s a cleverness here not really present in the other two films I watched this weekend, and despite not being horrific, it’s still pretty entertaining. That being said, it’s got the same pacing and acting ticks that I notice in most silent films. It’s a fun film, well worth checking out for film buffs… ***

Well there you have it. I still can’t say as though I’m in love with the silent era, but I do find some of these movies fascinating, if only because of their influence and historical value. Next week, I shall return with some proto-slashers, including a German Krimi film and whatever else I can scare up.

Update: Rex posted some thoughts on The Cat and the Canary.

Again Update: Bonehead XL is also writing about The Cat and the Canary. It’s all Cat and Canary, all the time on the internet! You should watch it too! Ok fine, he’s got a bunch of other reviews too and his site promises to be another 6 weeks of Halloweeny fun.

6WH: Week 6.5 – Speed Round and The Big Day

It’s hard to believe that Halloween has already come and gone. These 6 weeks of horror movie watching seem to go faster every year (and hitting up Fantastic Fest probably accelerated things this year as well). Well, as usual, I haven’t written up all of the movies I’ve seen this Halloween season; perhaps it didn’t fit with a given week’s theme, or perhaps I just didn’t have much to say about it. Whatever the case, I typically do a quick roundup of them all during the last week of the marathon, so here goes:

  • Stake Land – Get it? It’s a vampire movie and Stake is in the title. Yeah. So it’s actually a well executed Vampire/Zombie Apocalypse style adventure, with one of the best badasses of the year (will certainly be nominated in the KMAs). It’s reminiscent of Westerns and features a lot of road-trip tropes, which is a nice combo. Very enjoyable, though also quite cliched in some respects and I don’t think it ever really catapulted me beyond my typical post-apocalyptic story complaints… Still worth a watch, especially if you’re not averse to zombies/apocalypse movies like I sometimes am… **1/2
  • The Sentinel – Leave it to the Catholic Church to devise the most arcane and bizarre way possible to choose the new guardian (aka Sentinel) of the gates of hell. I originally watched this for the Haunted House week, but it got bumped from the writeup when I saw PA3 in the theater. It’s a very unusual movie that often doesn’t make much sense, but which features some mildly effective sequences. I don’t think I’ll find myself recommending this often, but it’s not bad either. Ultimately, I don’t think it really hits the mark, but again, there are some interesting elements. **
  • Insidious – Another film from Haunted House week that I just didn’t write up, perhaps because it is so similar to Paranormal Activity (and I was already writing about that). But this is one of the better executed versions of the story, and I did really enjoy it. Quite solid and well worth a watch. ***
  • M – Fritz Lang’s classic tale of a serial killer (of children, no less) who runs afoul of the local criminal element (in a beautifully ironic twist, the police get so frustrated that they can’t find the killer that they crack down on the typical criminals, who quickly get sick of this and resolve to find the killer themselves so that they can get back to business as usual). Lang’s brilliant expressionism, along with great performances and photography, make this film an absolute classic. I don’t know how well it qualifies as a “horror” film, but it’s certainly along those lines, and it’s an amazing film, among the best of all time (I can’t believe it’s taken me so long to get to this). ****
  • Dylan Dog: Dead of Night – A breezy and fun sorta horror-detective-adventure film, it falls apart towards the end, but I had a fun time with the movie. Ultimately nothing particularly special, but I have to say that I enjoyed Brandon Routh in this (and in some other recent things I’ve seen). **1/2
  • The Beyond – Lucio Fulci’s goretastic zombie flick (one of many, actually) is well worth a watch for fans of gore, though that’s all it really has going for it. There’s a really evocative prologue, and that’s referenced later in the movie, but Fulci doesn’t show much interest in exploring that side of things, instead preferring to devise new and interesting eye-gouging gags (and there’s a really good one in this movie, too). Fun stuff, just don’t look for anything deep here… **1/2
  • Martin – George A. Romero is known for his Zombie movies, but I think it’s a shame that he only seems to make those (I presume part of this is that he can only really get funding for zombie stuff), as Martin is one of the most original and unique takes on a vampire story out there. The titular Martin thinks he is a vampire, but not a “magical” vampire. He doesn’t have fangs, can’t transform into other animals, sees himself in mirrors, and has no problems with sunlight, garlic, etc… But he methodically traps his victims, sedates them, cuts their wrists with razor blades, and drinks their blood (generally framing the murder as a suicide). Romero preserves the ambiguity of Martin’s true nature, which works best, and the film never seems predictable. It references and comments on the typical tropes of vampire tales without actually succumbing to them – an impressive feat. It’s not perfect, and it can get a bit slow at times, but I think it’s the most interesting film I saw during this year’s 6WH. I now need to see what other stuff Romero has done outside of zombies… ***1/2
  • Just Before Dawn – Not sure where I heard about this, but it was one of those movies that was in my Netflix queue for years and basically came to my house by accident. And it’s pretty good! It’s a kinda hybrid of hillbilly horror, demonic possessions, and slashers. Certainly not a perfect movie or even a great movie, but pretty effective for a movie with such a familiar premise (kids in the woods run afoul of demonically possessed hillbillies!) It’s also pretty well shot too, elevating it above a lot of its contemporaries. **1/2
  • Masters of Horror: We All Scream for Ice Cream – An interesting concept that’s ultimately squandered. I mean, how hard is it to make clowns scary? Not very. But they manage it here. I wasn’t angry I watched it or anything, but I found it pretty unfulfilling. **
  • Horror Business – I’m usually a sucker for Horror documentaries, but this one ended up being unwatchable (I gave up after about 30 minutes). The problem here is that the interview subjects are mostly… unsuccessful. There are some famous folks here, but they’re clearly short, extemporaneous interviews that were gleaned from other appearances. Most of the interviews are with folks like Mark Borchardt (the subject of American Movie). None of these movies that are referenced seem particularly good or interesting. Since I didn’t finish it, I won’t rate it, but I didn’t really enjoy what I did see.
  • Nightmares in Red, White and Blue: The Evolution of the American Horror Film – Ah, now here is a horror documentary that gets things right. This one is mostly about the history of American horror, and it’s quite good, though I will say that I didn’t really glean any sort of new insights into horror films or the history of the genre. Still, if you’re in the mood for this sort of thing, it hits the spot… **1/2
  • Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film – Another horror doc, one that I’ve actually talked about before and which I seem to watch every year. It’s a decent movie, but I think the only reason I like watching it is that I really enjoy slasher films.
  • Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI – It’s one of those films I’m inexplicably fond of. Among the first self-aware slashers (a decade before Scream), it’s probably also my favorite of the Friday the 13th films. How many franchises can claim that their 6th installment is actually the best entry?
  • Phantasm – Another yearly tradition, I’ve inexplicably seen this movie more times than I care to admit (I believe in the triple digits). A ton of fun.
  • Halloween – Of course, I finish off every 6 Weeks of Halloween marathon with the classic slasher. Do I really need to say anything else about it? A nearly perfect movie.

So there you have it, another year, another crapload of horror movies. Excluding all of my Fantastic Fest movies (all 19 of them), I watched 27 horror films (and about 6 TV episodes). Including FF, that makes for 46 movies, which is still falling far behind Kernunrex (who watched a whopping 61 1/3 movies and 27 episodes of TV shows), but I’m quite happy with the season. Like every year, I’ll probably end up watching some more horror flicks into the holidays, but posting on the blog will return to normalcy soon.

6WH: Week 6 – The Slasher Calendar (Again)

I’ve done this before, so I won’t go over why so many slasher films are centered around holidays and dates, but yeah, they are. I don’t know that I’ve seen every holiday slasher, but there are certainly enough that you could create a calendar of events throughout the year, with at least one or two slashers per month. Fortunately, there are some holidays that are still open, so if I were to actually make a slasher, Flag Day is still available (perhaps I could combine it with jellyfish and crocoroids). Anyway, in visiting the calendar this year, it’s become clear that I’ve exhausted most of the good holiday slashers, and am in the distinct second or third tier. But no matter. Slashers are like cinematic comfort food. So let’s get on with it:

  • Thursday the 12th (Robot Chicken)
  • My Bloody Valentine (trailer)
  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Murder (short)
  • Mother’s Day – Made not too long after Friday the 13th, this one was still early enough in the popularity of slashers that it doesn’t strictly adhere to all the tropes the way a lot of movies afterwards did… It turns out that this was a Troma video, which basically means it’s really weird and ultra-low budget (and it’s worth mentioning that low budget in 1980 is way worse than low budget in 2011 – these movies look pretty bad these days). So pure B-movie exploitation here. The movie is basically about a trio of women who go camping every year, only this year they chose to camp near an old lady and her nefarious sons, who have a habit of kidnapping and raping girls at the behest of their mother.

    Mothers Day Poster

    So there are some elements of the slasher here, but it’s arguably not a slasher. It’s also somewhat unpleasant and it doesn’t really make a ton of sense. It probably goes on too long too. On the other hand, we’ve got a little old lady in a neck brace who is pretty awesome, and I have to admit that I loved the last shot in the film, which kinda left me with a better opinion of the film than it probably deserves from any objective evaluation. Only really for genre completists, but maybe some others would get something out of it… **

  • Halloween (trailer)
  • Thanksgiving (fake trailer)
  • Hardly Working: Slasher (Short)
  • Graduation Day – Ah, now this is more like it. Another Troma movie, but this is textbook slasher material right here. We’ve got a tragedy from the past (though not quite the distant past) and a mysterious killer seemingly avenging that tragic death. The film centers around a track and field team (cue obligatory team photo, with members crossed off one by one as the killer makes the rounds). One of the members of the team died of a blood clot earlier in the year, and now other teammates are dropping like flies. The potential suspects are numerous. It seems that everyone is sporting a gray sweatsuit and black gloves (and a stopwatch), just like the killer. The weaponry tends towards the bladed variety, including that badass fencing helmet (good idea for the mask, though its only used a few times). As a whodunit, it’s not lighting the world on fire, but it gets the job done. The budget is still super low, and it shows during the kill sequences, which are somewhat creative, but which also would have benefited from some more expertise on the special effects side. They try to get around it with clever camerawork, and sometimes even succeed, but there’s only so much you can do with that. Ultimately, this hit the spot much better than Mother’s Day did, though its ending isn’t quite as great and it’s clearly not on par with the best examples of the genre. **1/2
  • Uncle Sam (trailer)
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night (trailer)
  • April Fools Day (trailer)
  • New Year’s Evil – Probably somewhere between the previous two films in terms of hitting the slasher tropes, the thing that struck me the most about this movie is how much better it looks. I’m certainly not talking blockbuster stuff here, but it clearly had a bigger budget, and you can see that in every aspect of the filmmaking. Though it doesn’t hit all the right conventions of the slasher, there are some interesting things going on here. The film takes place on New Year’s Eve, where a radio/TV host is counting down New Years across the time zones. She takes a phone call, and a guy calling himself “Evil” informs her that he’s planning to kill someone every hour, on the hour. At first, everyone thinks it’s a crank call, but then dead bodies start showing up. It’s actually pretty fun, and unlike a lot of slashers, you spend a lot of time with the villain. He seems frighteningly normal and even charismatic (and he’s a master of disguise! Look at that porno ‘stache!), again quite unusual for slashers.

    Rockin the Porno Stache

    There’s way too much 80s rock music and the film unravels towards the end. There are some interesting twists, but I don’t think they really figured out a great ending. Well, I shouldn’t say that, as the last shot works well enough, I guess, but everything leading up to that feels kinda rushed and disjointed. Ultimately, still a second-tier film, but one probably worth watching for fans of the genre. I actually quite enjoyed it. **1/2

Well there you have it. I can’t believe Halloween is tomorrow. This whole season flew by. I’ll probably post my typical Speed Round post on Wednesday, as I’ve seen a bunch of movies that didn’t quite fit with previous weeks’ themes. And quite frankly, I’m still in the mood for horror. We may just need to make this the 8 weeks of Halloween or something. Have a great Halloween!

Dr. Anton Phibes’ Abominably Erudite, Musically Malignant, Cursedly Clever Halloween Horror Movie Quiz

Dennis Cozzalio of the Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule blog has posted another of his famous movie quizes, and as always, I’m excited to provide my answers. Previous installments answering questions from Professor Hubert Farnsworth, David Huxley, Professor Fate, Professor Russell Johnson, Dr. Smith, Professor Peabody, Professor Severus Snape, and Professor Ed Avery, are also available… But now, here are my answers to the sinister Dr. Phibes:

1) Favorite Vincent Price/American International Pictures release.

It is perhaps dreadfully uncool to pick the film the entire quiz is named after, but my pick is honestly The Abominable Dr. Phibes. It’s a fine film by itself, but it’s also much more influential than most of its contemporaries, influencing the likes of Seven and even Saw (not to mention the franchise that spawned and the whole torture porn sub-genre).

2) What horror classic (or non-classic) that has not yet been remade would you like to see upgraded for modern audiences?

This is quite a difficult question. For one thing, a lot of movies that get remade have no real need of a remake – they’re perfect the way they are. So what does need a remake? Well, there are some movies, no matter how great they are, that are just products of a different time, and could use some updating. There are some movies that just don’t have enough of a budget or production value, and they could also benefit from a remake. Finally, there are movies that have a really neat premise that fall down when it comes to execution. That last one is especially difficult because they’re not normally good or beloved, and thus are unlikely to be greenlit by a studio exec. But for the purposes of this question, there are no studios or commercial concerns, so what movie to pick? Well, when it comes to classics, the obvious choice would be Creature from the Black Lagoon – the only of the old Universal monsters that hasn’t been updated and redone ad nauseum. The reason for the Gill-Creature’s lack of remake probably has less to do with the popularity of the character than to the fact that it was one of the few Universal creature features that was totally original. Dracula, Frankenstein, and the Mummy (which is mildly arguable, but I’m including it anyway) are so popular because the characters are in the public domain (Universal owns some aspects of the appearance of the various monsters, but that is easily avoided because the characters themselves are not). Because of this, characters like Dracula can be continually reinterpreted and reinvented for new audiences and generations. Indeed, Dracula has racked up over 200 appearances in film – one of the most portrayed fictional characters in all of cinema. But the Gill monster? It will never be as popular because Universal had so tightly controlled the copyright… at least, not until the film enters the public domain. On the other hand, maybe it’s a silly movie that wouldn’t survive a reinvention. But we won’t know unless we get someone talented to give it a shot, and it’s probably worth trying.

3) Jonathan Frid or Thayer David?

Well, I’ve never been much of a Dark Shadows kinda guy, so I’m afraid I can’t really give a good answer for this, except to say: Jonathan Frid. Because I feel like it.

4) Name the one horror movie you need to see that has so far eluded you.

There are a lot of questions like this in these quizzes, and my answers tend to fall on a particular era of film: Silent Films. In keeping with that The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari is probably the one classic horror film that has so far eluded me. Along with several hundred others, but I keep thinking to myself: Self, you should really become more acquainted with the Silent Era. And then I promptly ignore that impulse. Indeed, for this year’s 6 Weeks of Halloween marathon, I had originally intended to devote a week to silent films (including Caligari), but there’s only one week left, and I really want to watch me some slasher films. But I will get to silent horror at some point. Oh yes.

5) Favorite film director most closely associated with the horror genre.

A truly difficult and tricky question. Does someone like David Cronenberg count? He spent the first decade or so of his career putting out solid or even great horror films, but he has since moved on to other genres (mostly). How about John Carpenter? He’s made two of my favorite movies of all time (Halloween and The Thing), but he’s also made some stinkers and he hasn’t even made a decent movie in over 15 years (though I have yet to see The Ward). Maybe it’s just that I’m bad at picking favorites. Names are just coming to me. Mario Bava. Don Coscarelli. Alfred Hitchcock (does he count?) Sam Raimi. Wes Craven. Jeeze, we could be here for a while. I’ll stop now.

6) Ingrid Pitt or Barbara Steele?

Hey, I’m actually mildly familiar with these two. Mildly. I’ll go with Ingrid Pitt, because I’ve seen her in more things, but Barbara Steele is no slouch…

7) Favorite 50’s sci-fi/horror creature.

A tough one. The Gill Creature kinda qualifies (is that really sci-fi?), but in the interest of variety, I’ll go with The Blob. There’s something just so great about the inhuman, unfeeling nature of the blob.

8) Favorite/best sequel to an established horror classic.

Aliens is the first to come to mind, but while it’s quite a tense affair, I don’t know that I would call that a horror film (though the Alien certainly was) so much as an action/adventure/thriller. The other obvious choice is Bride of Frankenstein, a film many believe is better than the original (though I’m not with them on that, it’s still among the best sequels). And while I wouldn’t call anything in the Friday the 13th series “classic”, I do have an inordinate fondness for Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI. Yeah, did I say I have trouble picking favorites? Because I do. Oh, and Phantasm II. And definitely Evil Dead II. Ok, I’ll stop now.

9) Name a sequel in a horror series which clearly signaled that the once-vital franchise had run out of gas.

This one’s really hard, because there are so many horror series, all of which run out of gas from time to time, only to be revitalized (even if only for a short time). There are probably a bunch of Dracula movies that would fit that mold. But what the hell, I’ll just say A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, which just stopped the series in its tracks (not that it was soaring so high at that point, but still) and I don’t think it ever really recovered…

10) John Carradine or Lon Chaney Jr.?

These two actors have over 500 films to their credit. Yikes. I’ll go with Lon Chaney Jr., for The Wolf Man alone.

11) What was the last horror movie you saw in a theater? On DVD or Blu-ray?

Last horror movie I saw in the theater was Paranormal Activity 3 (I was surprised that the series had not worn out it’s welcome – I generally enjoyed it). On DVD, it was Lucio Fulci’s goretastic The Beyond (fun, but not much to it other than gore, which I will grant, is pretty awesome in that movie). On Blu-Ray, it was Dylan Dog: Dead of Night, a mildly diverting film that was enjoyable enough, though again, nothing special. On Netflix Streaming, it was The Sentinel, a decent 70s haunted house film that is nevertheless kinda sloppy and disjointed and very weird. Interesting, but nothing to go crazy about.

12) Best foreign-language fiend/monster.

The most obvious answer would be Godzilla, though I’ve never been a particularly huge fan of those movies. The “fiend” part of the question does indeed open this up to probably too broad of a category, so I’ll just leave it at Godzilla.

13) Favorite Mario Bava movie.

Oh, this is a difficult one, but after a microsecond of thought, I’ll go with Blood and Black Lace. Impeccable.

Masked Killer
Blood and Black Lace

14) Favorite horror actor and actress.

Oh, this is an easy one, right? Cause there aren’t that many actors or actresses that do a lot of horror films, right? RIGHT? Ok, fine, I’ll go Boris Karloff for the actor, and Jamie Lee Curtis for the actress.

15) Name a great horror director’s least effective movie.

John Carpenter’s Vampires and Ghosts of Mars. Another question that could probably have a thousand answers, unfortunately.

16) Grayson Hall or Joan Bennett?

Again with the Dark Shadows? I decline to answer. Ok, fine, Joan Bennett. There. You happy now?

17) When did you realize that you were a fan of the horror genre? And if you’re not, when did you realize you weren’t?

When I was in fifth grade, I hated horror films. Or, at least, I was terrified of them and avoided them at all costs. Then, one halloween, I spent the night at a friend’s house, and we watched Halloween. Nothing like peer pressure to get you to watch something you wouldn’t normally watch. And I was shocked to realize that I loved the movie. I was hooked. I started watching all the 80s slashers that came on TV (through my fingers at first, then when I realized that it wasn’t that bad, I really started to eat up horror films), and now I watch nothing but horror movies for the six weeks leading up to Halloween every year. Not to mention all the other horror films I watch throughout the year.

18) Favorite Bert I. Gordon (B.I.G.) movie.

I can’t say as though I’ve seen a lot of his movies, but Empire of the Ants comes to mind.

19) Name an obscure horror favorite that you wish more people knew about.

This is a hard one because “obscure” can be a relative term. What constitutes obscure for a horror fanatic? It’s difficult, because horror fanatics watch a lot of obscure movies just for the hell of it. But my pick will be Mute Witness, a movie that I rarely hear about, even in horror film circles. I won’t ruin it by talking too much about it, but it’s about a mute woman who witnesses a murder and then has to escape the clutches of the murderers, even though she’s in a remote area and can’t speak.

20) The Human Centipede– yes or no?

Yes. Look, it’s a disgusting concept, but I have to admit that the first film is reasonably well made and even restrained. It was nowhere near as bad as I feared. On the other hand, the sequel is pretty foul. But even that is well shot and there’s something interesting about what he chose to do in that movie. These are films I would probably never recommend to anyone, but if you’re inclined to watch disgusting movies, these are fine.

21) And while we’re in the neighborhood, is there a horror film you can think of that you felt “went too far”?

The aforementioned IMDb – The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence is certainly a candidate, but the one that came to mind after that was Martyrs, a film I have a lot of respect for, but which also made me wonder what the hell I was doing watching this thing.

22) Name a film that is technically outside the horror genre that you might still feel comfortable describing as a horror film.

Genres are inherently fuzzy. That’s part of their charm! That being said, a couple examples would be Blue Velvet and The Silence of the Lambs and maybe even Se7en. Did I mention that I’m bad at picking just one film?

23) Lara Parker or Kathryn Leigh Scott?

Alright, Jesus, I’ll watch Dark Shadows, ok? Just stop giving me these choices!

24) If you’re a horror fan, at some point in your past your dad, grandmother, teacher or some other disgusted figure of authority probably wagged her/his finger at you and said, “Why do you insist on reading/watching all this morbid monster/horror junk?” How did you reply? And if that reply fell short somehow, how would you have liked to have replied?

I haven’t been around too much of this sort of attitude, so I don’t really have an answer prepared, but I’m sure I could come up with something about the nature of fear or something. And quite frankly, anyone who’s so lacking in empathy that they can’t understand why someone would *gasp* like something different than them, is probably not worth responding to…

25) Name the critic or Web site you most enjoy reading on the subject of the horror genre.

Brian Collins and his amazing Horror Movie a Day. I don’t know how he does it.

26) Most frightening image you’ve ever taken away from a horror movie.

A difficult one, as the most frightening stuff, for me, is the stuff that’s not shown. But just to answer the question, I’ll say Phantasm has quite a few shots that haunt me…

27) Your favorite memory associated with watching a horror movie.

Well, I’ve already mentioned my first viewing of Halloween, so I’ll call out my first viewing of Paranormal Activity. Before it got hyped to high heaven, it was just a small film, struggling to get a release. The filmmakers managed to wrangle some midnight screenings (and later used footage of the crowds in their trailer), one of which I got to attend. It was a big and fun crowd, there were lots of scares, and as a midnight showing, I didn’t get home until around 2:30. And if you’ve ever seen the movie, you know that all the bad things that happen… happen at around that time. Let’s just say that I stayed up for a while after that.

28) What would you say is the most important/significant horror movie of the past 20 years (1992-2012)? Why?

Two films come to mind. Scream‘s postmodern approach made it ok to make horror movies again. I know a lot of people don’t like it or love it, but it is an important film, if only for the influence it’s had on the genre. The other film would be The Blair Witch Project. It wasn’t the first found footage, mock-documentary film (nor was it even the only one made that year!), but I think it might be the most effective one, and given the strength of the format over the past decade or so, I think that deserves a callout.

29) Favorite Dr. Phibes curse (from either film).

“Death of the first born” from The Abominable Dr. Phibes. Ironically, an quasi-unsuccessful curse, as well. But it was elaborate and horrifying, moreso than most of the others.

I want to play a game
The Abominable Dr. Phibes

30) You are programming an all-night Halloween horror-thon for your favorite old movie palace. What five movies make up your schedule?

Well, at least you didn’t say I could only pick one movie.

Are you sure I can’t pick 10 movie movies? Or maybe 20? This is hard, but I’ll leave it at those 5, as I could be here all night tweaking the list.

And there you have it, another great quiz. I’m already looking forward to the next one!

6WH: Week 5 – Haunted Houses

Well, the past 5 weeks have flown by much quicker than expected (perhaps because of the first two weeks or so were taken up by Fantastic Fest). This week’s theme is haunted houses, so let’s get this party started:

  • Just Take One (short)
  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror: Bad Dream House
  • Jacob’s Ladder (trailer)
  • Session 9 – Ah, nothing like a good old haunted hospital, is there? Hospitals are creepy in and of themselves, and dilapidated abandoned hospitals even more so. Hospitals are a place of sickness and death. They’re supposed to be clean, but an abandoned hospital is always dirty and grimy. The history of medicine being what it is, it also calls to mind strange experiments and lobotomies and whatnot. In this case, we follow a group of workers seeking to remove asbestos from Danvers State Hospital in Massachusetts. Danvers was a real-life abandoned insane asylum, which lends the already effective setting some additional credibility. Of course, one of the workers finds a series of tapes detailing the titular “sessions” with a woman and her multiple personalities. The setting is probably the most effective part of the film, though there are some nice twists and turns in the story. Ultimately it’s not quite as scary as I’d have liked, but it made for interesting watching. **1/2
  • Shining (Fake Trailer)
  • Grindhouse: Don’t (Fake Trailer)
  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror V: The Shinning
  • House (aka Hausu) – Last week, I talked about a few loopy Wes Craven films, but the batshit quotient of this film puts those to shame. It is, of course, Japanese, and it’s primarily comprised of profoundly weird and surprisingly funny sequences of pure lunacy. The sheer quantity of absurdity packed into this film is amazing. Filled with stylistic flourishes, fades and cuts, even including some animated sequences, and lots of other bizarre imagery, the film follows a group of Japanese schoolgirls as they visit one girl’s aunt at her old mansion (which is, of course, haunted… I guess. It’s not entirely clear what the hell is going on…)

    House

    Weirdly enough, the girls’ names are mostly just funny superficial descriptions like Gorgeous (who is very pretty), Sweet (who likes to clean), Melody (a musician), and my favorite, Kung Fu (guess what she’s good at). So yeah, here we have a woman lunging into a flying kick, striking a painting, which then floods the room with blood. Then a piano eats someone. It’s a difficult movie to describe. The unrestricted flow of stream of consciousness here may not make much sense, but it’s always compelling. I could probably watch this every day and not get bored with it. ***

  • Paranormal Activity (trailer)
  • The Blair Witch Project (trailer)
  • The Ring Video Dating (Robot Chicken)
  • Paranormal Activity 3 – Sequels are usually worse than the original, and prequels are even more likely to be horrible. The problem is usually that, by necessity, you know where the prequel will end. You may also know that certain characters need to survive, and so on. So the Paranormal Activity series has been quite unusual in that it now has not one, but two prequels. I loved the original movie, and the first prequel did a surprisingly good job of retconning the stories together (even if the chief premise of the film was starting to get tired). I expected the series to wear out its welcome in this third installment, but then I heard that it would be yet another prequel, this time taking place in the 1980s, when the two main characters from the first two films were only children. I don’t know how they did it, but they effectively managed to retcon this movie into the series as well. Oh sure, it’s the same gimmick: cameras all over the house, implausibly capturing weird things on video. And it does suffer from some typical prequalitis, as we know the two little girls will survive. The actions of “Toby” seem more contrived this time around too, as is the ultimate origins of the mythology that would drive the series. All that being said, there is something about the way this series is made that just gets under my skin. Directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (who made the questionable “documentary” Catfish) show a good capability for storytelling here, and they manage to wring a bunch of tension out of the exhausted found-footage format of the series. It’s not the greatest movie ever, but I’m surprised at how well this series has progressed (er, regressed?) If you liked the first two, it’s well worth a watch… **1/2

And that covers that. Tune in on Wednesday for a my answers to a long horror movie quiz, and then next Sunday for another edition of the Slasher Calendar!

6WH: Link Dump: Other Halloween Movie Marathons

As you might expect, I’m not the only one drinking fiendish pumpkin beers and watching all sorts of horror films in preparation for Halloween. Here are a few blogs I follow that have been playing along with the season:

  • Six Weeks of Halloween – I would be remiss if I didn’t call out kernunrex first, as he’s the whole inspiration behind my own 6 week marathon. As usual, he’s putting me to shame with the sheer quantity of his movie watching and reviews. Definitely a must read during the season.
  • Final Girl’s Shocktober 2011 – Stacie’s been listing a couple of her readers’ favorite characters each day, often (but not alwasy) with some sort of connection between the two featured characters. Fun stuff, as always.
  • Need Coffee – Widge and the gang are hamming it up, as usual, for their 32 days of Halloween. They seem to be featuring a lot of audio features in addition to the typical movie reviews and funny shorts/trailers that typically punctuate October horror marathons. Always worth following.
  • Horror Movie a Day – In reality, October is just the month in which a bunch of bloggers aspire to become a pale imitation of Brian Collins, who watches and reviews a horror movie every single day, all year round, and has been doing so for over 4 years. I’m in awe of his dedication.
  • Hey Look Behind You – Nikki has been doing her thing this month as well, including her usual focus on horror shorts.
  • I’m leaving out hundreds of blogs here, but lucky for me, Countdown to Halloween has a pretty large list of other blogs doing the month of horror thing, so if you’re still itching for more horror, check it out.

And I think that just about does it for now. Stay tuned for some more horror goodness on Sunday. Not sure if it will be haunted houses or another slasher calendar, but it’s going to be awesome either way.

6WH: Week 4 – Wes Craven

The six weeks of Halloween continues with three as yet unseen Wes Craven horror films, including some of his most recent work. Craven’s an interesting director. He’s worked primarily in horror and he’s made at least two or three seminal films in that genre, but even his “lesser” works generally have something going for them. Even in films that don’t necessarily work, he always manages to strike a nerve or two, which is more than could be said for most other directors. This week, I watched three of his films:

  • Shocker (trailer)
  • It’s the Gifts That I Hate (Robot Chicken)
  • The Serpent and the Rainbow (trailer)
  • The People Under the Stairs – I was a little surprised at just how batshit insane this movie ended up being. It’s a really, really strange film. It begins with some poor folk, including young Fool and Ving Rhames, attempting to rob the slum lords that have been making life hard. There’s a persistent rumor of buried treasure in the rich folks’ house, but things are not what they appear. Once the man and woman of the house show up, things start to get really crazy, thanks in large part to gleefully manic performances by Everett McGill and Wendy Robie (both of whom were apparently in Twin Peaks as well). It turns out that they’re brother and sister and they’ve locked their kin in the basement and… holy shit, did he just get dressed up in a gimp costume and start shooting a shotgun at everyone?

    The People Under the Stairs

    Yeah, it’s that kinda movie. The other character worth noting is the house itself. Filled with trap doors and secret passages, it’s one of the best creepy houses out there. But aside from some well executed “Boo!” moments, it’s not really much of a scary movie. Indeed, given the antics, it’s actually rather funny. I can’t really tell if that’s intentional or not, but I had fun with it. It’s certainly not a perfect film, but as I mentioned earlier, it does scratch a certain itch. **1/2

  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror VI: Nightmare on Evergreen Terrace (sorry no vid online)
  • Freddy Krueger: Registered Offender (short)
  • A Nightmare on Elm Street (trailer)
  • My Soul to Take – So if The People Under the Stairs was insane, this movie goes ahead and increased the Batshit quotient by at least 4 or 5. It doesn’t make much in the way of sense, but it’s strangely compelling and watchable nonetheless. There’s something about a serial killer known as the Riverton Ripper and 7 kids born prematurely the night the Ripper was caught and disappeared (they never found the body, zomg!) Naturally, when the Riverton 7 turn 16, the Ripper comes back to kill them all. Or something. It doesn’t really matter. It’s just an excuse to do some slasher-esque horror, which isn’t exactly groundbreaking, but which I generally enjoy. I guess you could say there’s a bit of a whodunit as well, but in a movie this bizarre, it’s hard to say whether or not it was all that well executed. It’s not a particularly good movie, but like all of Craven’s films, there’s something that strikes a chord here. Sure, it’s filled with dreadful teenage dialogue and whatnot, but it all comes together reasonably well. I think the film is a bit unfairly disparaged, even if it isn’t particularly great. Perhaps because we know Craven is capable of more, but ultimately, I’d call this an interesting failure rather than an out-and-out failure. It’s got some interesting elements and at least he’s trying something strange and different, which is more than can be said about most other horror films these days. **1/2
  • Wet Nightmares (short)
  • Scream (trailer)
  • How Scream Should Have Ended (short)
  • Scream 4 – The first Scream film was a clever and self-aware slasher film, the culmination of two decades of horror films. The second film looked at slasher sequels, and like most of it’s target films, it’s not as good as the original. The third film tread that same familiar ground, and like most franchises that make it to a third film, that installment was pretty horrible too. So now we come to Scre4m (Screform?), where Craven teams up with the original writer, Kevin Williamson to take on the whole Remake/Reboot trend. The film opens with a familiar phone call sequence… with a twist. And it actually works really well. Unfortunately, the rest of the movie never quite lives up to the promise of those initial sequences. This isn’t to say that it’s bad, I actually quite enjoyed it. All the familiar faces are there, along with an all new teen cast that’s just ripe for stabbing. In particular, I enjoyed Hayden Panettiere and Alison Brie, though neither is given much to do in the movie.

    Scream 4

    Still, it’s all good fun. Some of the dialogue gets a bit too on-the-nose at times, and the premise is getting pretty tired by now, but it was certainly a big improvement over the third film and maybe even the second film (I haven’t seen either in a while, but that’s the impression I get). If you’re a fan of slashers and dislike the general trend of remakes/reboots, check it out. ***

And that just about covers it for this week. Not sure what I’m going to hit up next week, but perhaps some haunted houses are in order!

6WH: Week 3.5 – Fear Itself

Fear Itself is a horror anthology TV series that ran on NBC in 2008. It’s sort of the unofficial third season of the Masters of Horror series which aired on Showtime, but this time it’s on network television, so the episodes are shorter and feature less gore, nudity and profanity. Like MoH, each episode is essentially an independent story made by different writers and directors, usually folks famous for their horror chops. And like MoH, the series so far appears to be very uneven. So far, none of the episodes really approaches MoH‘s best stuff, though one or two are mildly diverting enough to be worth watching for genre fans. It’s available on Netflix streaming (and I feel ok saying that now that they’ve reversed the whole Qwikster debacle), so I’ve hit up a few of them this past week (note: apparently the series was aired out of the originally proposed order, which is how Netflix has it ordered):

  • Eater: Director Stuart Gordon was the man behind two of the better episodes of the MoH series (not to mention Re-Animator), and from what I’ve seen so far, this is the best of the Fear Itself episodes. As you’ll see below, that’s sort of damning with faint praise, but this was actually reasonably well done. The story concerns a serial killer’s layover in a small town police station. He’s a cannibal, and of course, he knows some obscure form of Cajun magic. Our heroine is officer Danny Bannerman, played by Elisabeth Moss (she of The West Wing), and there’s a nice supporting turn by Stephen Lee as well. The Cajun Cannibal is played by Stephen R. Hart and he’s certainly an imposing presence. There’s some nice creepy moments and stingers in the episode, but the ending is ultimately a bit weird. Still, the most satisfying of the Fear Itself episodes I’ve seen so far.
  • Spooked: This is director Brad Anderson’s (of Session 9 fame) contribution, and it’s a middling episode at best. There’s an interesting idea at the heart of the episode, but it’s executed somewhat poorly, and there’s a little too much… melodrama? Also, it stars Eric Roberts. I’m not normally like this when it comes to actors, but I just take anything this guy does seriously. The mere fact that he’s in it is a big strike against it for me, even though he was probably no worse than the other actors in an objective sense. I don’t know, maybe he wronged me in a previous life or something. Anyway, he’s a private detective and he’s been hired to sit in a haunted house whilst staking out the house across the street. But, you know, all is not what it seems. As the episode started, my mind was racing, as there were many interesting directions the episode could have gone. And yet, it doesn’t really do any of that. Fleh.
  • Community: Mary Harron, who directed American Psycho, did her best with this, but damn, it’s derivative and kinda boring. It actually reminded me of an old X-Files episode. Unfortunately, that episode was much better than this one. It’s basically a story about the horrors of the suburbs, gated communities, and homeowners associations. It stars Brandon Routh, who’s a charismatic actor and does his best, but again, this is a hard episode to elevate. Not recommended.
  • The Sacrifice: Once again, we’ve got an interesting premise that’s been executed rather poorly. The setting is rather interesting. A few criminals (though it’s never really established what they’re doing) have car trouble (that’s original!) and seek to take refuge in a nearby… almost Amish-like compound. There’s a preacher and three beautiful women living there… along with a pesky vampire. Again, there’s some interesting stuff going on here, but the main characters are kinda hackneyed and dumb here, and well, I almost fell asleep watching this. Oh, and Breck Eisner? This is a director who has never had much in the way of success and even if he did, he’s not exactly known for horror (which may be a bit of a problem on a series premised on showcasing horror directors). This has been the worst episode yet!
  • In Sickness and in Health: Wow, an actual decent episode. On the day of her wedding, Samantha the Bride gets a note with some rather disturbing information about her husband-to-be. It’s one of those stories where you’re constantly wondering why the hell no one actually wants to talk to each other, but it works well enough, and in the end, there might be a reason for it (even if it’s a rather thin reason). Directed by John Landis, it’s got some well constructed atmosphere going for it, and the script isn’t absolutely awful. Worth a watch…

Well, things haven’t been particularly encouraging so far. I doubt I’ll get much farther into the series this year, especially seeing as though I still haven’t seen all the Masters of Horror episodes (which are also mostly available on Netflix streaming)… See you Sunday for some Wes Craven awesomeness.

6 Weeks of Halloween: Week 3 – Val Lewton Horror

In 1939, RKO-Radio Pictures was the smallest of the major studios. Its first ten years had been tumultuous, but things were looking up. They had just offered the talented youngster Orson Welles a multimillion dollar contract, hoping to capitalize on his success in their radio division. Welles’ first film was Citizen Kane, which opened to critical praise and has gone on to be frequently cited as the greatest film ever, but which also lost money for the studio at the time. In addition, Charles Foster Kane was obviously based on newspaper magnate William Randolph Hearst, who took the film none too kindly. In response to Welles’ hubris, Hearst’s media outlets boycotted the film, intimidated theaters into following suit, and threatened RKO exects with exposing fifteen years of suppressed Hollywood scandals. Welles’ second film, The Magnificent Ambersons was even less successful.

After some leadership shakeups, one of the ways RKO sought to reverse their fortunes was to focus on B movies, and specifical B horror movies. Enter Val Lewton, who was offered “artistic freedom” if he accepted a few conditions:

  1. He had to produce “horror programmers” with runtimes under 75 minutes.
  2. Each film had to come in under a $150,000 budget.
  3. Each film’s title would be determined by marketing research.
  4. Lewton’s salary would be $250 a week.

Lewton readily agreed, famously noting that “They may think I’m going to do the usual chiller stuff which’ll make a quick profit, be laughed at, and be forgotten, but I’m going to fool them . . . I’m going to do the kind of suspense movie I like.” And he certainly seemed to do so. There were no classical monsters in Lewton’s movies (the closest he came was with zombies, but those aren’t the Romero zombies we’re all too familiar with these days). They seemed unique and rather restrained. In today’s gore-happy world of Human Centipedes and Saws, they seem downright quaint, but they’re still very interesting.

  • Cat People: RKO studio head Charles Koerner was apparently of the opinion that vampires, werewolves, and man-made monsters had been over-exploited and that “nobody has done much with cats.” Before Lewton even went to work, the title was chosen: Cat People. Lewton was apparently terrified of cats and drew on folk tales from his native Russia to make this film. The story concerns a Serbian girl, Irena (played by Simone Simon), who is convinced that she is cursed to turn into a panther and kill the man she loves. In theory, very similar to The Wolf Man (and other “enemy within” type stories), but in practice, a very strange yet well executed film.

    Cat People Poster

    There a number of effective sequences, including a nighttime chase sequence where the audible footsteps quickly dissapate, replaced by the quieter patter of a stalking cat. There’s also a tense sequence in a pool, and another in an office (where our heroic architect brandishes a T-square, which looks very much like a cross). There are some panthers in the film, but the action is usually shown in shadow – an effective choice. I don’t want to give the film too much credit, but it does prefigure a lot of what became known as the hallmarks of film noir. Many of the techniques in this film were used ad nauseam in the decade to follow. For instance, many of the scenes are framed in such a way that Irena is confined by shadows or other such shapes (for instance, at the zoo, the shadows of the zoo’s cages surround her), indicating that she is trapped by the curse of her people. This was replicated numerous times in film noir, using things like venetian shades to indicate the bars of confinement. Much of this is due to cinematographer Nicholas Musuraca, who was heavily influenced by German Expressionism and who helped refine the various noir techniques throughout the 1940s. Indeed, after launching Lewton’s first three films for RKO, director Jacques Tourneur moved out on his own, eventually teaming up with Masuraca again to produce one of the classic films noir, Out of the Past. Cat People is restrained, yet filled with lurid love triangles, repression, and vanity, all exacerbated by the supernatural folk tales of Serbia. The film was a big success, some saying that Cat People saved RKO, which was nearly bankrupted by Welles’ shenanigans at the time. It’s a tame film by today’s standards, but quite interesting nonetheless. ***

  • Silver Bullet (Robot Chicken)
  • The Leopard Man (trailer)
  • Cat People (1982) (trailer)
  • The Curse of the Cat People: The most intriguing thing about this sequel? There are no cats or panthers or pumas. Well, in the opening shot, there is a black house cat that scampers across the screen, but other than that, nothing. The title had been handed down from the studio’s marketing department, but Lewton, unphased, wrote a “very delicate story of a child who is on the verge of insanity because she lives in a fantasy world.” The film features much of the cast of the first film, including the… ghost?… of a cat woman. Despite the lack of cats, it turns out to be a very poetic and personal film about the fears and dangers of childhood. By 1944, RKO had moved Jacques Tourneur on to other things (their thinking being that splitting Lewton and Tourneur, they would get twice the output for the same price), so Lewton hired Gunther von Fritsch, whom he fired almost immediately because he was so slow (remember, these movies were made quickly and on a tight budget). In came a young Robert Wise, who would go on to direct classics like The Haunting and The Andromeda Strain (among many others). Once again, audiences were quite taken with the poetic and humane story presented in the film. It’s a very different film, practically unrelated to the original, but still quite effective in its own right. ***
  • Full Moon Tonight (Robot Chicken)
  • Isle of the Dead (trailer)
  • The Seventh Victim (trailer)
  • I Walked With a Zombie: I actually watched these films a bit out of order, as this was the second of Lewton’s productions, also directed by Jacques Tourneur. A recurring theme of Lewton’s work seemed to be his exasperation at the titles he was handed from the marketing department. In this case, he was quite distraught until he came up with the idea to simply adapt one of his favorite books. He described this movie as “Jane Eyre in the West Indies.” With zombies. (Note, this was 60-70 years before Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, and the numerous mashups that followed). Not being that familiar with Jane Eyre, I can’t say as to how successful Lewton was in terms of adaptation, but the film itself is pretty damn good. There are several standout sequences, my favorite being when two women, dressed in white, navigate through a dark field towards the distant drums of a voodoo ceremony (which are, in themselves, a wonderfully atmospheric touch). Ultimately, I didn’t find this as enjoyable as the two Cat People movies, but it was an interesting watch nonetheless. **1/2
  • The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror III: Dial “Z” for Zombies (sorry, no clips online)
  • Ghost Ship (trailer)
  • I Sell the Dead (trailer)
  • The Body Snatcher: Another Robert Wise film, this time based on the short story The Body Snatcher by Robert Louis Stevenson. Here Lewton was relieved by the good title and the classic source material (which also happened to be in the public domain), though exasperation came later when the initial script, which had introduced much more mayhem than Stevenson’s original story called for. Lewton himself rewrote the script at the last moment, making sure that the film still appealed to stars Boris Karloff and even the ailing Bela Legosi. Well, whatever his worries, the film turned out fantastic. Wise and Lewton relished being able to create a period piece that could still be filmed cheaply. Legosi was very ill at the time, so he was not quite up to speed, but luckily, he played a rather small part as the mad scientist’s half-wit assistant, so his infirmities were actually appropriate for the role. Karloff was at the top of his game though, delivering the sharp dialogue with gusto.

    Boris Karloff

    The story concerns a doctor (played by Henry Daniell) who requires fresh cadavers in order to continue his studies and teach his students. The law being somewhat in opposition to this practice, he had to hire an insolent cab-man (Karloff) to rob the graves of the recently deceased. When there are not enough bodies to meet the doctor’s needs, the cab-man resorts to murder! It’s all very well done, the relationship between the doctor and the cabby gradually escalates with tension, and Karloff and Daniell clearly got under each other’s skin. The film reaches its climax with Karloff delivering a wonderful monologue: “I am a small man, a humble man, and, being poor, I have had to do much that I did not want to do. But so long as the great Dr. MacFarlane jumps at my whistle, that long am I a man. And if I have not that, I have nothing.” Karloff’s performance is something to behold. Having spent most of his career playing various monsters, Karloff clearly relished playing a human being, even if the character was a manipulative villain. In today’s parlance, he’s just chewing the scenery. Playing opposite Karloff was the capable Henry Daniell, who certainly holds his own as the conflicted and guilty doctor, ashamed of his past and perhaps even his future. Once again, while perhaps a bit grisly for its time, this is tame by today’s standards… but it’s definitely worth watching for Karloff’s performance alone. ***

Ah, it’s good to be back in the flow of traditional 6WH posts. Stay tuned for some quick reviews of the Fear Itself anthology series and I think I’ll end up covering three Wes Craven movies next week. Recommendations are always welcome, though I can’t guarantee I’ll get to it (but if it’s available on Netflix streaming or Amazon Prime’s free streaming, I’ll probably give it a shot).