Mr. Dadier’s Juvie-Ready, Tough-As-Nails Blackboard-Bustin’ Back to School Movie Quiz

A couple months ago, Dennis Cozzalio of the Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule blog posted two of his infamous quizes. Given the Six Weeks of Halloween horror movie marathon, I tackled the horror themed quiz first, but am only now returning to the more standard quiz. Previous installments answering questions from Professor Hubert Farnsworth, David Huxley, Professor Fate, Professor Russell Johnson, Dr. Smith, Professor Peabody, Professor Severus Snape, Professor Ed Avery, Dr. Anton Phibes, Sister Clodagh, Professor Arthur Chipping, Miss Jean Brodie, Professor Larry Gopnick, Professor Dewey Finn, Ms. Elizabeth Halsey, and Professor Abraham Setrakian are also available.

1) Favorite moment from a Coen Brothers movie

This is impossible. After careful consideration, I was able to narrow this down to ten moments.

  • Tracking shot across the bar and over the drunk in Blood Simple.
  • The diaper heist in Raising Arizona
  • “Look into your heart!” from Miller’s Crossing (alternate: anything with Albert Finney)
  • “You know, for kids.” from The Hudsucker Proxy (alternate: Jennifer Jason Leigh’s Hepburn impression)
  • “Oh for Pete’s sake, he’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview!” from Fargo (alternate: almost every other Marge Gunderson scene)
  • “Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” from The Big Lebowski
  • The scene where the dog is chasing Josh Brolin across the river from No Country for Old Men (alternate: anything with Javier Bardem)
  • The scenes where David Rasche attempts to explain what’s going on to J.K. Simmons from Burn After Reading (alternate: anything with Brad Pitt)
  • The dream sequence fakeout from A Serious Man
  • “…wait a minute… are we trading again?” from True Grit

Also of note, about 10 moments from the Hail, Caesar! trailer.

2) Scratching The Ladykillers, Intolerable Cruelty and The Hudsucker Proxy from consideration, what would now rate as your least-favorite Coen Brothers movie?

First, I resent the inclusion (er, exclusion) of The Hudsucker Proxy in this question. In my opinion, it’s one of the more underrated Coen Brothers movies. Anyway, this might get me disbarred from movie nerddom, but I really didn’t like Inside Llewyn Davis (and my runner up is another fan fave, Barton Fink). Just bounced right off of those movies.

3) Name the most underrated blockbuster of all time

This is hard, because if a film is actually a blockbuster, it’s not really underrated. It was busting blocks, guys! But if you define it as something that people tend to ignore these days (as opposed to when it opened), it gets more manageable. My first thought was the original Rocky, a film that tends to get unfairly slagged because it won the Best Picture Oscar, beating out film nerd favorites like Taxi Driver, Network, and All the President’s Men. It also suffers because most of what people know about Rocky comes from the sequels and not the film itself.

4) Ida Lupino or Sylvia Sidney?

Sylvia Sidney’s had a long career, and I’ve actually seen stuff all throughout, including Beetlejuice (which she is fantastic in!) and Hitchcock’s Sabotage (which is great).

5) Edwards Scissorhands – yes or no?

Yes! It is a bit indicative of the indulgent excess that would sink a lot of Burton’s later work, but here it is still fresh and interesting.

6) The movie you think most bastardizes, misinterprets or does a disservice to the history or historical event it tires to represent

The thing with this is, is that most bastardizations generally make for a better movie. No one gets on The Inglorious Bastards for being inaccurate. Indeed, that’s the whole damn point. So the trick here is to find a movie that is bad, which thus does much more of a disservice to history. As such, a couple that come to mind are Pearl Harbor and The Patriot.

7) Favorite Aardman animation

This is pretty simple: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.

8) Second-favorite Olivier Assayas movie

I haven’t seen enough Assayas to comment on this one, so here’s my first mulligan.

9) Neville Brand or Mike Mazurki?

I’ve seen more things with Mike Mazurki, but guys, Neville Brand is in Killdozer.


10) Name the movie you would cite to a nonbeliever as the best evidence toward convincing them of the potential greatness of a favorite genre

I always feel like a cheat when I answer The Godfather, because it’s so universal and can be the answer for such a wide variety of questions, but then, here we are. Gangster movies can be trashy, but this is anything but…

11) Name any director and one aspect of his/her style or career, for good or bad, that sets her/him apart from any other director

Too many answers to count here, but the first to come to mind is the weaponized quirk of Wes Anderson.

12) Best car chase

There are so many iconic car chases in film that it’s hard to narrow down, so I think I’ll try to highlight some more obscure personal favorites. I guess The Blues Brothers isn’t that obscure, but it’s an unexpected source for great car chases. Death Proof is notable because it’s a practical effect in an era of CGI. I’ve always enjoyed the care chase in Running Scared. But of course, the answer to this is The Road Warrior (and, I suppose, Mad Max: Fury Road).

13) Favorite moment directed by Robert Aldrich

Opening the box at the end of Kiss Me Deadly

Kiss Me Deadly

14) The last movie you saw in a theater? On home video?

In the theater, it was Krampus, a delightfully mean-spirited Christmas horror movie that nevertheless generated a few laughs. On streaming, it was Barely Lethal, a weirdly fluffy child assassin goes to high school movie that is more successful than, say, Kick-Ass 2, but that’s not saying much. And on BD, it was Magic Mike XXL, also fluffier than expected, and more episodic than the first film, oddly weightless… but maybe better for that.

15) Jane Greer or Joan Bennett?

Jane Greer because Out of the Past.

16) Second-favorite Paul Verhoeven movie

Total Recall behind favorite RoboCop. “Consider that a divorce!”

17) Your nominee for best/most important political or social documentary you’ve seen

Can it be anything other than The Thin Blue Line? That’s the answer, right? Alright, there’s lots of worthy answers to this, but Errol Morris’ masterwork is my pick.

18) Favorite movie twins

It’s corny and the movie is not that good, but the pairing of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito in Twins is goofy and fun by itself. On a more serious note, the Jeromy Irons twins in Dead Ringers are haunting.

19) Best movie or movie moment about or involving radio

The two that leapt out at me are Samuel L. Jackson’s Radio DJ from Do the Right Thing and the backdrop of “K-Billy’s Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend” (DJed by the deadpan Steven Wright) from Reservoir Dogs.

20) Eugene Pallette or William Demarest?

I will go with the “Gargantuan-bellied, frog-voiced character actor” Eugene Pallette, a memorable presence for sure.

21) Favorite moment directed by Ken Russell

William Hurt’s psychedelic journeys into the isolation chamberAltered States

22) All-time best movie cat

My first thought ran to Jonesy from Alien, but that’s more indicative of my love for that movie and all its minutiae than because of the cat itself. Similarly, Elliot Gould’s cat in The Long Goodbye is more memorable because of the movie it’s in than because it’s a cat. Finally, I settled on Irena from Cat People, because she’s a giant cat.

23) Your nominee for best movie about teaching and learning, followed by the worst

Real Genius is one of my favorite movies and while the teaching and learning are not direct, I’ve found that the most valuable stuff I learned in college was not in the classroom, so there is that. Plus, all the other answers I could think of had similar flaws.

24) Name an actor/actress currently associated primarily with TV who you’d like to see on the big screen

Krysten Ritter has been in several TV shows and is always a memorable presence, even when she’s not the lead like in Jessica Jones, where she’s still awesome and proves she could totally headline a big screen film.

25) Stanley Baker or David Farrar

I’ve seen a few movies from each filmography, but to be honest, I don’t have a preference, so another mulligan for me.

26) Critic Manny Farber once said of Frank Capra that he was “an old-time movie craftsman, the master of every trick in the bag, and in many ways he is more at home with the medium than any other Hollywood director, but all the details give the impression of a contrived effect.”

What is the Capra movie that best proves or disproves Farber’s assertion? And who else in Hollywood history might just as easily fit his description?

I think the second question betrays the difficulty of the first. There are tons of old-time craftsmen out there, and most film is contrived. That being said, even if It’s a Wonderful Life gives the impression of a contrived effect, we should all strive to be so contrived. The other director who might fit this description? Alfred Hitchcock, naturally.

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