Dennis Cozzalio of the Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule blog has posted another of his famous movie quizes, and as always, I’m excited to participate. Previous installments answering questions from Professor Hubert Farnsworth, David Huxley, Professor Fate, Professor Russell Johnson, Dr. Smith, Professor Peabody, Professor Severus Snape, Professor Ed Avery, Dr. Anton Phibes, Sister Clodagh, Professor Arthur Chipping, Miss Jean Brodie, Professor Larry Gopnick, Professor Dewey Finn, Ms. Elizabeth Halsey, Professor Abraham Setrakian, and Mr. Dadier are also available. Let’s get to it:
1) Name the last 10 movies you’ve seen, either theatrically or at home
Zoinks! Good thing I try to keep Letterboxd up to date (if we’re not friends there, we should be). Let’s take a gander:
- The Silence of the Lambs – Not sure what prompts my periodic viewings of this movie, but I appreciate it more every time.
- Everybody Wants Some!! – As pointless Linklater discussion-fests go, this is on the more enjoyable side for me and yet, it’s still a pointless Linklater discussion-fest… It’s like a genre unto itself, and one that I’ve never really bought into…
- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home – Post Star Trek Beyond viewing (which says something about Beyond, see below), one of the most unusual of the films and better for that. I mean, it’s basically a fish-out-of-water comedy (almost literally, heh) and The Enterprise isn’t really even in it (sorta).
- Marathon Man – Put on my Netflix queue when The Canon podcast covered it and lo, it finally showed up. Then I realized the disc was broken (yeah, I still get discs from Netflix, wanna fight about it?) and had to get a replacement. Finally watched it, and really enjoyed it. Maybe not top-tier, but quite unusual and entertaining.
- Jason Bourne – Retreading the same ground over and over again was a strategy that worked surprisingly well for the first three movies, but it appears to have diminishing returns. This movie is fine but the formula has worn out its welcome. It’s so mediocre that I bet critics will be putting it on the worst movie of the year list or somesuch.
- Star Trek Beyond – This reboot series, after a stumble in their second installment, has turned in a strong rebound, maybe even better than the first in the reboot series. I still lament that the franchise has moved into more action-adventure territory than heady SF, but this one executes really well. Check it out.
- Green Room – Dark and tense, as advertised. Great and unexpected performance from Patric Stewart, and yet more evidence that we’re really going to be missing Anton Yelchin.
Writer/Director Jeremy Saulnier is getting stronger, and I’m really looking forward to what he tries next.
- Star Trek – In preparation for Star Trek Beyond, I still find this reboot to be highly entertaining and fun. Once again, a little more Science in the Fiction would have been nice, but as action/adventure, it’s great.
- Ghostbusters – Just good enough that if you’re so inclined, you can trumpet it from on high, but there’s enough flaws that if you were predisposed to hate it, you’ll find plenty to gripe about. The perfect stew of fomenting culture war. On its own, I laughed a fair amount and enjoyed myself, but it’s not the original… but then, what could be?
- 10 Cloverfield Lane – I was really surprised by how much I enjoyed this. Takes a standard premise and flips it around multiple times. Really solid stuff, great performances all around, and a well executed plot. I know the ending is a bit divisive, but I enjoyed it quite a bit…
Phew, that’s a lot of movies.
2) Favorite movie feast
The first thing that came to mind was Denethor’s feast whilst he sends his son out to die in The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. I mean, it’s not a fun scene, but for some reason very memorable, including the food being served (which looks tasty, I guess, certainly a feast).
Upon further reflection, other candidates include: the scene in which Orson Welles interrupts his own movie to order more food in F for Fake, the titular meal in Soylent Green, the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles, and, of course, most scenes in Tampopo.
3) Dial M for Murder (1954) or Rear Window (1954)?
I love both of these movies, but Rear Window strikes me as the more well-rounded choice whereas Dial M for Murder feels like trash elevated to greatness solely by Hitchcock’s force of will (nothing to sneeze at, for sure, but Rear window has it all). Rear Window works on many more levels, even if I’d watch either of these again in a heartbeat.
4) Favorite song or individual performance from a concert film
Honestly not a big fan of concert films. Does The Blues Brothers count? I kinda like that one, I guess.
Excluding another film from the same director, if you were programming a double feature what would you pair with:
5) Alex Cox’s Straight to Hell (1986)?
6) Benjamin Christensen’s Haxan: Witchcraft Throughout the Ages (1922)?
I’ve actually seen this one! I’ll go with this year’s exquisitely staged The Witch as the pairing (though maybe The Blair Witch Project would be more fitting, given its more explicit mock-documentary nature… but then, The Witch has so much verisimilitude that it approaches mock-documentary as well. Hrm.)
7) Federico Fellini’s I vitteloni (1953)?
Another one I have not seen, but from the description alone, the answer has to be American Graffiti, right?
8) Vincente Minnelli’s The Long, Long Trailer (1953)?
Not seen this one either, but judging from the description, let’s say Bonnie and Clyde.
9) Sam Peckinpah’s The Ballad of Cable Hogue (1970)?
Again, I have not seen but from the description, let’s say McCabe & Mrs. Miller.
10) George Englund’s Zachariah (1971)?
Nope, not this one either (I’m the worst), but judging from the description, let’s just say El Topo… though I should probably watch Zachariah first because it seems vaguely irresponsible to recommend El Topo without really confirming that it fits.
11) Favorite movie fairy tale
The Princess Bride seems an obvious choice here. I suppose nostalgia plays a role in how much I like this movie (I mean, I was basically the Fred Savage character – a kid sick and in bed, objecting to the same girl cooties moments, etc… – when I first saw this), but I’ve seen it recently and it still retains that almost timeless fairy tale feeling.
12) What is the sport that you think has most eluded filmmakers in terms of capturing either its essence or excitement?
Wrestling. No, not professional WWF/WWE stuff, the amateur stuff that’ll be on the Olympics at 3 am on CNBC sometime late next week. Few movies have even attempted it, notably Vision Quest (oy) and Foxcatcher (a slog, not really about wrestling, per say). Of course, I’m not really holding my breath on this one either.
13) The Seventh Seal (1957) or Wild Strawberries (1957)?
The Seventh Seal I guess? I mean, not really a fan of either (or, sadly, Bergman in general – remember this when we get down to the blasphemy/contrarian question below)
14) Your favorite Criterion Collection release
First thought is Brazil, an epic three-disc study in commercial filmmaking. There are lots of better movies in the collection, but it’s the extras here that put it over the top. Troubled productions are always more interesting than normal ones, even if the resulting film (and various cuts) never quite live up to the promise of the material.
15) In the tradition of the Batley Townswomen’s Guild’s staging of the Battle of Pearl Harbor and Camp on Blood Island, who would be the featured players (individual or tag-team) in your Classic Film Star Free-for-all Fight?
Hell, I don’t know. Let’s just name some people: John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, Clint Eastwood, Dick Miller, Toshiro Mifune, Jackie Chan, Sammo Hung, Michelle Yeoh, Raquel Welch, Tuesday Weld, Sigourney Weaver, Audrey Hepburn, Katharine Hepburn, and Rosalind Russell.
16) Throne of Blood (1957) or The Lower Depths (1957)?
Well, I’ve actually seen Throne of Blood, so I guess that sez something, eh?
17) Your favorite movie snack
I’d say popcorn, but usually when I go to the movies I get soft-pretzel bites. They’re usually terrible too, but good theaters (i.e. that time I went to Alamo Drafthouse) sometimes do homemade soft pretzels that are awesome, and I love them. But popcorn is the safe answer, as that’s always actually available, and usually fresh popped.
18) Robert Altman’s Quintet– yes or no?
I have never seen it, but I think that if you look at my answers to all of these “yes or no?” questions over the years, I can safely say “yes” (since, you know, I’ve never said no in answer to one of these questions, ever.)
19) Name the documentarian whose work you find most valuable
20) The Conversation (1974) or The Godfather Part II (1974)?
The Godfather: Part II, though that’s a pretty fabulous one-two punch for 1974. Still, something about the Godfather‘s epic sweep bowls me over in ways that The Conversation never has…
21) Favorite movie location you’ve visited in person
Can’t say as though I actually seek out movie locations, but I do love the Philly Art Museum steps from Rocky, and it’s even better at night (looking back through the city, all lit up, is nice).
22) If you could have directed a scene from any movie in the hope of improving it, what scene would it be, and what direction would you give the actor(s) in it? (question submitted by Patrick Robbins)
This is an impossible question, but I came up with an answer because this movie comes up again below: There’s a scene in The Thing where Wilford Brimley has been locked up in the shed for a while, but kinda escaped into some underground tunnel and started… building a spaceship? Out of junk that was laying around? I would have reshot this scene such that the spaceship would not be completely visible and thus would be more ambiguous as to what it actually was (I would also revise the dialog to maintain the ambiguity). All you need to know is that he was up to something, not that it was actually a spaceship, because the spaceship is sad looking and stupid.
23) The Doors (1991) or JFK (1991)?
Hands down, JFK. It’s just an inherently more interesting premise, and it’s extremely well executed, even if it’s almost certainly all hooey.
24) What is your greatest film blasphemy or strongest evidence of your status as a contrarian? (H/T Larry Aydlette)
There’s several examples above (i.e. disliking Linklater’s talky pieces, indifference to Bergman, not having seen the majority of movies explicitly referenced in this quiz, etc…), but I’ll say as a general point of blasphemy/contrarianititvity, I don’t like slow, plotless films. It’s not that they can’t be good or that I can’t appreciate them at all, it’s just that a film has to be really, really good in order for me to really get into it, and apparently my threshold for this sort of thing is much higher than most critics/film lovers. Go figure. I was much more willing to put up with this kind of indulgent wanking earlier in my life, but I’m getting to an even more impatient point in my life now, I guess. Maybe I’ll rebound, but I’m not counting on it.
25) Favorite pre-1970 one-sheet
This question was sorta asked before on Ms. Halsey’s quiz, only it didn’t limit the timeframes. My answer then was the one-sheet for Vertigo:
Indeed, a classic, even if there are probably hundreds of others that I’d like just as much, like: 2001: A Space Odyssey, Nosferatu, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Dr. Strangelove: or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, Anatomy of a Murder, and Metropolis.
26) Favorite post-1970 one-sheet
I mean, Jaws, right?
But that’s probably too obvious, so let’s go with Halloween:
Also of note: Alien, Star Wars, E.T., The Godfather, The Exorcist, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
27) WarGames (1983) or Blue Thunder (1983)?
WarGames is the more memorable and probably more prescient of the two, I think.
28) Your candidate for best remake ever made
29) Give us a good story, or your favorite memory, about attending a drive-in movie
Sadly, I do not have any memories of drive-in theaters and it’s quite possible that I’ve never been to one. I suppose I was old enough, and it may have happened, but I don’t think so. My parents weren’t much into movie theaters in general and my movie-going heyday began in the late 80s, early 90s, at which point, drive-ins were mostly dead.
30) Favorite non-horror Hammer film
The Hound of the Baskervilles might skirt horror I guess, but it will have to do, and it’s really about the subversion of horror, so I feel ok with that.
31) Favorite movie with the word/number “seven” in the title (question submitted by Patrick Robbins)
32) Is there a movie disagreement you can think of which would cause you to reconsider the status of a personal relationship?
Nope. I suppose such a thing is possible, but I can’t imagine that being the only thing at work in that particular relationship (i.e. it would be the tip of an iceberg in a much deeper component of our relationship).
33) Erin Brockovich (2000) or Traffic (2000)?
Traffic is more stylistic and tackles a subject that is orders of magnitude more complicated without resorting to any trickery. Both are good movies though.
34) Your thoughts on the recent online petition demanding that Turner Classic Movies cease showing all movies made after 1960
I suppose I can see the thought process here, but they seem to maintain a pretty good mix right now (i.e. heavy on the pre-1960 stuff, but not exclusively so) and I’m generally not one for arbitrary rules like this. Not something I’d sign on to, but more power to you, I guess.