So this story is a week old at this point, but it’s so amazingly stupid that I can’t seem to wrap my head around it. It seems that George Lucas is still screwing with the original trilogy, and he’s made the most egregious and ridiculous change yet in the new release of the original trilogy on blu-ray. Here it is (stick with it, the change is about 30 seconds in):
As Devin notes:
It’s hard to believe this because Vader crying ‘Noooo!’ was one of the most widely derided aspects of Revenge of the Sith. It’s easy to believe because Lucas is so out of touch and loves the idea of on the nose symmetry between the two trilogies.
And the story has been confirmed by multiple sources, including the NY Times.
It’s a flabbergasting change, for a million reasons. Of course, there are tons of stories about it all over, and folks are already creating funny mashups and posting screenshots of canceled orders (I think that’s my favorite response actually).
But really, no parody is needed. Lucas’s antics have gone beyond the point of outrage or controversy (like some of the other changes Lucas has made) and into pure comedy gold. Russ Fischer notes that: “There is a troll at work here; we just don’t know yet if it is George Lucas, or some anonymous prankster.” At the time, the story hadn’t been confirmed yet, so Fischer was thinking of the whole thing as a hoax. However, even though it’s not a hoax, I think Fischer was on to something there. I think George Lucas is trolling us. I think it’s become clear that he is literally playing a practical joke on us, one that has been decades in the making. He spent several years making these amazing movies that everyone would grow to love, only to abandon the whole thing when he finished. Fifteen years later, he put his long-term practical joke in motion by tweaking the old films (Greedo shooting first being the most egregious change), then releasing three poorly made prequels. Not satisfied with the reaction to this (which, granted, made him even richer), he continued his changing of the classics (even convincing Spielberg to change E.T.!), noting that fans went bonkers over every change, no matter how small. He even went and ruined Indiana Jones while he was at it.
But none of these things were good enough, and strangely, he seemed to keep making money off of these atrocities. Every troll gets to this point, sooner or later. When Lucas realized that he could do anything, I think he actually sat down one day and wondered to himself: Everything I’ve done so far has been small potatoes, how can I really piss these people off? Lots of people have speculated about why Lucas has made the changes he has. Some think it’s pure greed – for every change he makes, he can sell a new copy to the same old customers. But that rings hollow. The real prevailing wisdom here is that George Lucas actually believes he is making the movies better. He is an artist! And this is his vision! Or something like that. Well, maybe he really is an artist. Maybe this is his crowning achievement. It’s not an achievement in film though, it’s an achievement in trolling.
I know it’s unrealistic to expect that these Blu-Rays won’t sell. They will. But the only way to defeat trolls is to ignore them. Or perhaps applaud their trollishness… and then ignore them. Well played, Lucas. But I’m not buying your movies anymore.