- Is My Pastor an Alligator? 7 Gospel-Centered Takeaways - A recent gem from the #idontknowwhatthefuckisgoingon tag, the entire Matthew Pierce Evangelical Thought Leader™ site is a doozy, but I loved this one in particular:
Have you ever heard horrible snarling and grunting sounds coming from your pastor’s office and walked in, only to find your pastor’s wife quickly trying to button her Mandy Moore Walk to Remember good girl white shawl with her stubby little arms and your pastor holding a copy of Systematic Theology in his lap but it’s upside down and he clearly wasn’t reading it, he’s just trying to hide his man goodies and you’re like oh, my bad, and your pastor is like “oh, uh, Sherri and I were just praying” and Sherri is so nervous she knocks over the lamp with her green scaly tail.Brilliant.
- The Two Generals’ Problem - Pretty good overview of a classic computer science problem. In case you can't tell, I read a lot of science fiction (and, for the record, science fact), and one of the concepts that comes up is that we could, like, digitize ourselves and beam copies to other planets/systems/wherever. You'd need to travel there via conventional means first, but once you have a receiver... but then you'd have to contend with the Two Generals' Problem, which is terrifying in this context.
- Long Chile, Ohio2, and the Snack Rack - You may have seen the strange and brilliant alternative USA map drawn by a creative teenager; this is the story behind that, as well as some other antics from their family.
- We Interviewed David Lynch and Now We’re Trapped in This Diner Forever - I mean, what did you expect man?
- Gone Girl Commentary: Four Days - David Fincher calls Ben Affleck unprofessional in this short clip from the Gone Girl Commentary. I can't tell if this is an actual, true story, or if Fincher just has a really dry sense of humor and is just messing with Affleck.
- A family bought a 20,000-square-foot Freemason temple in Indiana for $89,000, and they're now turning it into their home - Living the dream. I mean, I assume the place is a total Money Pit in the long run, but it seems like a no brainer otherwise. It's also apparently haunted.
- America Uses Fahrenheit. The Rest of the World Uses Celsius. America Is Right. The Rest of the World Is Wrong. - There are arguments to be made about the rest of the metric system, but Fahrenheit vs Celsius is a different story. The chart on this page is dead one.
- Why are they called Triscuits? - Twitter is often a cesspool of political bickering, but stumbling upon stuff like this is just the best.
- The Lord of the Rings with Lightsabers - Normally, I'd say that people have too much time on their hands, but then, you know, pandemic. Pretty sure someone would have done this anyway though.
Just the usual interesting links from the depths of ye olde internets.