Pipeworks Simcoe Ninja

Boy meets beer, boy likes beer, boy homebrews beer, boy gains experience in Belgium, boy does a Kickstarter, boy wins bigtime. And by “boy”, I mean, uh, two guys: Beejay Oslon and Gerrit Lewis. Another class of 2012 brewer… in fact, according to RateBeer, they were the best new brewery in the world last year (nudging out, of all breweries, Tired Hands, which came in #2). So big deal, right? Well, considering that there were over 1900 new breweries in the world last year, that actually is a pretty sweet deal.

Last week, Tired Hands got a cease and desist order on the name of one of their two staple beers. Brewery Vivant makes a beer called Farm Hand and sought to protect their trademark from Tired Hands’ FarmHands. This legal wrangling is a topic I should probably write more about at some point, but seeing as though this is a post about Pipeworks, I’ll just get to the point:

This is, of course, a reference to one of Tired Hands’ absurdly named beers (The Light That Spills Out of the Hole In your Head), and that tweet immediately endeared me to Pipeworks. Other breweries pitched in and made amusing suggestions as well (including Hill Farmstead, Sante Adairius, Prairie, and others), but me, I was just glad that a box filled with Chicago goodies (including Pipeworks) was already on its way to my house. A few days later, I rejoiced and popped open my first Pipeworks beer.

Pipeworks Simcoe Ninja

Pipeworks Simcoe Ninja – Pours a surprisingly dark amber orange color with a finger or tow of fluffy white head and a nice lacing pattern as I drink. Smells fantastic, sugary sweet, with lots of fruity, pineapple hop character. Taste has that big citrus and pine hop character, but also a solid malt backbone and a well balanced bitterness towards the finish. The notion of a west coast IPA is a bit nebulous, but this is NOT a West Coast IPA. Very East Coast stuff here, which is fine by me (I’m reminded of Weyerbacher’s Double Simcoe, though this is better). Mouthfeel is medium to full bodied, but very crisply carbonated. Maybe just a bit of boozy stickiness in the swish. Not a chuggable beer or anything, but it’s not a sipper either. I’m not getting a lot of booze out of this either, which is impressive given the 9.5% ABV. Overall, I haven’t had something I’d call an East Coast IPA that was this good in a while. Really great stuff, worth seeking out. A-

Beer Nerd Details: 9.5% ABV bottled (22 oz. bomber). Drank out of a tulip glass on 9/6/13. Batch #192, bottled 8.22.13.

So yes, moar Pipeworks please. I’ve got another bottle in the fridge, just raring to go. Stay tuned!

2 thoughts on “Pipeworks Simcoe Ninja”

  1. This is one of my beer mule regrets. My mule was in Chicago, and it just completely slipped my mind (and escaped out one of the holes in my head).

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  2. If I recall correctly, you got some FFF and lots of other goodies, so I think you did alright in the Chicago department. Though yeah, if you get another chance, Pipeworks seems worth trying! I’ve also heard good things about Revolution Brewing and was a bit disappointed that their barrel aged stuff wasn’t available yet (penciling in a trade in Dec/Jan to get ahold of some of that stuff – most exciting!)

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