About tallman

Since you are no doubt wondering who is behind all of this crap here at Kaedrin, I have put together the following profile of Kaedrin's webmaster. So without any further delay, I present unto you the reticent and sanguine benefactor of Kaedrin.

Names/Aliases: tallman, Mark Ciocco, giger, Turkia, William Cthulhu, Big Bird the Prophet, Chicken Man: Defender of Poultry

Occupation: By day, I am a mild mannered website developer for a major electronic retailer. By night, I can be seen leaping from rooftop to rooftop while fighting crime under the name Tallman.

Base of Operations: I operate out of a secret underground lair located in an all pervading, infinitely elastic, massless medium formerly postulated as the medium of propagation of electromagnetic waves.

Marital Status: Single but taken

Hair: Black

Eyes: Blue

Height: 5'6" (not very tall:-)

Weight: Stop being so nosy.

Distinguishing Characteristics: A strange birthmark consisting of the cryptic number 10314424798490535546171949056; When I get angry, my eyes turn green.

Abilities: I have cultivated the ability to conjure awkward silences with even the most gregarious of people.

Hobbies: Movies, Music, Reading, Writing, Computers, Web design, Urban Legends, Hypnotism, You are feeling sleepy, You are falling into a deep sleep, your eyelids are growing heavy but you will keep your eyes open and read on, you will tell everyone all about Kaedrin and how much you like it, you and others will visit everyday and contribute by posting new chapters in the tandem stories, when I say "Cantaloupe" you will awaken and begin spreading the word. Cantaloupe.

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