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      CommentAuthorDyre
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2006
     
    I had some cheese and a vodka martini last night. Good ingestibles.
    This is what I can tell you about everyone here based on their profile picture:

    tallman has very carefully kept his bionic limbs out of the picture. tallman's glasses exist solely so you can ask "hey, if you have all this advanced technology to replace those fleshy human limbs, why do you need to wear glasses?" Without a word, tallman takes them off, anchovies materialise in the space just before his eyes and fill up the room. tallman puts his glasses back on and walks out, leaving you to clean up and smell like tiny fish for six to eight weeks. I think he has a black couch too.

    Spencer is a cat. The black fur on her head is actually the cat version of a tattoo, signifying her membership in an underground gladiator-style fighting club. There is no ref in cat gladitorial arena.

    I'm probably going to kill you.

    Samael could never find a pair of sunglasses that fit him properly so he decided to take it to the next level. Sam's helmet reduces the appearance of the sun to that of a yellow or white Christmas light: The big old school kind that are awesome. Sam's helmet blocks the heat of the sun, keeping his head a cool -4000 degrees. On top of his helmet, also protected from the sun, is a webcam transmitting everything he sees to a website I don't know the address of because Sam's mean.

    foucault likes the subway.
    foucault likes the Yankees.
    foucault is going to make ketchup out of you.
    (It is only a matter of time. You cannot resist.)

    7/9 has been incapacitated by a squirrel who coated 7/9's trusty sleep cardboard with elephant tranquilizers. The squirrel is going to eat his armpit hair, leaving 7/9 to wake up with a headache wondering who the rainbow pillow next to him is and whether or not he should ask or just try to slip out unnoticed.

    grenville, guest (?), and marleythemaniac are all invisible.
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      CommentAuthortallman
    • CommentTimeApr 27th 2006
     
    Holy crap, that's fucking hilarious.

    That is all.

    ~tallman's bionic arms

    Oh, and the couch is brown, dumbass.
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      CommentAuthorfoucault
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2006
     
    That's very amusing...I almost went with the picture of me pointing a toy Star Trek phaser at the camera...that's from the same party actually.

    And I do like the Yankees, and I will make ketchup out of you, whenever I get around to it...no rush, really.

    The subway looking shirt is actually a Medeski Martin and Wood shirt...they're a very kickass modern jazz band that I recommend to anyone and everyone. To be totally honest, the subway scares me a little...and I have no idea where that shirt is right now...I haven't seen it in months...DyRE may have in fact stolen it.

    I was totally unaware that tallman has bionic limbs, though it did not come as a surprise that Spence is in fact a cat...the signs were there all along.
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      CommentAuthorfoucault
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2006
     
    I also just noticed, on the "account" page, the cheery welcome message from tallman ends with "welcome aboard." Is the forum a boat? Some sort of heretofore undescribed internet boat? Perhaps some kind of cyber-boat, designed to sail the high seas of the internet?

    More critically, how did this escape my notice for so long? How is it that we've been sailing away, possibly committing various acts of internet piracy (cough), and I haven't even noticed? I did wonder about the sea chanteys that DyRE and tallman kept singing, but it didn't seem polite to ask.

    I'm going to go sort things into their proper contexts, now that I am AWARE.
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      CommentAuthorSpencer
    • CommentTimeApr 28th 2006
     
    And DyRE is apparently Commando Hippie. His tie-dye color attack will trick you out. You will not notice that he is ransacking your refrigerator.
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    Hey tha reminds me of some animation of these cat things that are singing to some led Zepplin song as they sail down a river (same as The Moon Cat) have you seen them. if anyone has I would love the link. .....you know albinoblacksheep.com comes to mind. I will check it out.
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    ok no I did not find them on albinoblack sheep but I did find this....it's for spencer...
    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat.php
    • CommentAuthorSamael
    • CommentTimeMay 1st 2006
     
    Heh, that *is* funny. It's amusing to me because I was actually just complaining to my g/f about how I can never find sunglasses that I like, because I think that they always look weird.

    Plus, I am mean.
    Mean like a moose.
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      CommentAuthorDyre
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2006
     
    A moose bit my sister once.
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      CommentAuthortallman
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2006
     
    No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
    with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
    her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
    star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
    Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
    Nordfink"...
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      CommentAuthorDyre
    • CommentTimeMay 3rd 2006
     
    Hahahaha, I don't think I ever knew what that whole thing said. That's hilarious.