Okay, so maybe the <i>rest</i> of you have... what the hell are they called again? "Lives?" Is that it?

Yeah, so, maybe the rest of you have these <i>lives</I> or what-not, but I spend 9 or so hours a day in front of computer. I demand more updates! I must feed my information hunger, and my boredom must be subdued by a constant stream of internet glory. 

Get on that!
I command it!